Flattery - kiddy style
My eldest daughter, when about 4 or so, was watching me dress one morning.

"Mummy, when I grow up, will I have big boobies like you?"

"Yes, darling, you will," replied a very flattered WeeWitch. Suffice to say, my (bra) cup does not runneth over.

"Mummy, will I have a big bottom like yours, too?"

I smiled bravely and went off to look up the orphanage's phone number.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:46, closed)

ha ha ha haaaa ooooffffff
just before the brave smile ...just for a tiny second, I bet your face was a picture.
( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:27, closed)

Do you know how painful it is to blow hot tea out of your nose
Very.
*click*
(The Ear-Trumpet If in doubt pass on the trout, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:47, closed)

*click*
Superb!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has Boddies in her veins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:15, closed)