b3ta.com links

7 votes so far today on /links

VSMR: Color cube rotates, drifts inside, better on desktop. I made this!
Simple: x, y, z cube of red, green, blue. Parameterized to 100 in each dimension. Down, down, one heartbeat per minute down, chill out graphical art. Screengaze if you will.
(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 2 May 2024, 22:02, Share, Reply)

77 ways to say urination- A tribute to George Carlin
Probably NSFW if you are the type that turns their speakers up to full volume

(

gub~gub can't hummus, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:23, Share, Reply)

Have you voted the cunts out yet?

(

brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 2 May 2024, 18:58, Share, Reply)

A song that resonates for many judging by Fesshole
A.I

(

simbosan liked your link on, Thu 2 May 2024, 9:00, Share, Reply)

Was the no.1 shtomper at wigan

(

gub~gub can't hummus, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:10, Share, Reply)

A comedy lecture on the sociological challenges within the foundations of physics

(nfo, Wed 1 May 2024, 23:13, Share, Reply)

Sailing away on the crest of a wave.
It’s like magic.

(

jonbob loves you, Wed 1 May 2024, 23:08, Share, Reply)

The old ones are the best...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 1 May 2024, 19:46, Share, Reply)

Talking of old ones
has someone been summoning the elder gods again ?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 May 2024, 20:31, Share, Reply)

Ian Paice looks more like Ricky Morton every day.

(

brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 2 May 2024, 0:18, Share, Reply)

*taps nose*
tovarisch
(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 May 2024, 0:18, Share, Reply)

Not sure why YouTube has recommended this to me but it's pretty catchy
Gonna be humming it to myself at work tomorrow
(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 May 2024, 19:20, Share, Reply)

If you want to know why it was recommended, scroll down.

(

jonbob loves you, Wed 1 May 2024, 22:06, Share, Reply)

streamable.com/hsccur
(

Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 May 2024, 5:24, Share, Reply)

Top clock
... a snip at US$88,500.

rauantiques.com/products/french-musical-automaton-picture-clock

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 1 May 2024, 5:03, Share, Reply)

I hope to find at least 2 of these at a boot sale one day.

(

brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 1 May 2024, 17:25, Share, Reply)

Very impressive
But give me a Roentgen cabinet any day
www.facebook.com/share/v/Dc2BwAtXMckffURW/

Also, at that price you'd think they would have serviced the music box - it sounds awful!
(

tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 1 May 2024, 17:34, Share, Reply)

That's rather special.
Do you think they have anyone in the States who could do it?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 1 May 2024, 19:50, Share, Reply)

Just wanted to be clear the names mentioned in this video are purely coincedantal
Thanks son for bringing this to my attention you jerk

(

gub~gub can't hummus, Wed 1 May 2024, 1:23, Share, Reply)

Fake those emoji results from NYT games I made this!
A simple website that lets you fake your results from your favorite NYT games. Say you got the Wordle in 1, or that you solved the connections with purple first!
(Adnan Aga, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:36, Share, Reply)

hello

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 16:55, Share, Reply)

I like this a lot
I didn’t realize the mini had a way to share your results.
(AdamMotorcycleRider, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 19:00, Share, Reply)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:43, Share, Reply)

Super crap game. Cheaters welcome I made this!
How many fingers/toes can you utilise? Simple game called Tappy Tap Tap with AAA graphics and banging sound track.

Finally got some time to have a crack at making a game. I imagine Rockstar started with a similarly small project.
(Kevin Doyle, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 7:55, Share, Reply)

Hello.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 8:15, Share, Reply)

Ha! Quite pleased with my first attempt of over 700
Only to see the high score of something north of 23,000!
Have a click for the silliness - just the sort of thing I'd have made.
(

tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 9:30, Share, Reply)

Your appeal to cheaters
certainly appears to have worked for the leader board.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:13, Share, Reply)

hi

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 16:57, Share, Reply)

Yeah "DAY" needs taken out and given a ruddy good spanking
2147483647 points?

My Arse.
(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 20:04, Share, Reply)

You can set any score you like by changing the value in the address bar and refreshing the page before submitting your initials.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 20:54, Share, Reply)

Got to love authoritative clients.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 1 May 2024, 12:44, Share, Reply)

You could access people's Hotmail accounts doing something similar back in the day.
Assuming you were able to access their browsing history. It were all fields back then (and phishing people's Yahoo credentials using Geocities).
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 1 May 2024, 21:16, Share, Reply)

Gayshift ENGAGE!
Because some arses are really just that good.

(

jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:14, Share, Reply)

{:-D

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:38, Share, Reply)

The golden age of explorers I made this!
Grabbed an expert for this to tell us about polar explorers, Himalayan climbers and Lawrence of Arabia.

(

ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 21:44, Share, Reply)

That's right up my alley as it were
This guy was a great writer Frank Worsley

His book Shackleton's Boat Journey is brilliant and describes that trip to South Georgia. You probably read it already but if not...
(

simbosan liked your link on, Wed 1 May 2024, 12:47, Share, Reply)

I've not read that, but will endeavor to do so

(

ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 1 May 2024, 21:54, Share, Reply)

Should you play Theme Hospital in 2024? I made this!
My 4th video in my restrospective look at some classic games - how am i doing? Does anyone have any suggestions on how i can improve things?

(

Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:55, Share, Reply)

Seriously, do Startopia next.
Great soundtrack.
(

jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:04, Share, Reply)

I've already got the next few scheduled
But i'll add that to my list - gotta admit, i never even heard of this game, but it looks interesting!
(

Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 23:30, Share, Reply)

let the bat shit theories commence

(

simbosan liked your link on, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 18:33, Share, Reply)

Sex toy
it's always a sex toy or a torture item or both.
(

Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 18:41, Share, Reply)

My guess is it's part of a fancy/dazzling lampshade/lantern/ornament (like a star on top of a notChristmas tree)
and the different holes may have had different coloured glass in them. Or it's a weird part of a very specific engineering solution that involved 12 beams meeting in one spot like that.

Or maybe it just had a stick or rope attached and it was a mace-like weapon.

Or maybe it was a magic prison to hold a wicked spirit which has now escaped.
(

brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:19, Share, Reply)

it's from the 1st century
before the earth even formed
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:23, Share, Reply)

Some Roman joker made this and buried it purposefully to fuck with future archaeologists.
Or, it's an early Horn of Geddon.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 21:21, Share, Reply)

My guess is that they’re masterpieces made by apprentices.
Failing that, clearly a handy device to grade male slaves by girth.
(

jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:09, Share, Reply)

Like a of dodickaheadron

(

gub~gub can't hummus, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 0:25, Share, Reply)

I'll take it down the local gay sauna
and see if it still works.

Need to warm it a bit first, could be a bit chilly to the skin...
(

garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 8:39, Share, Reply)

It's a ley line router.
Or perhaps for measuring out spaghetti.
(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:32, Share, Reply)

Pog display
Slot your favourite pogs in this 3d display.
(JabbaGabba, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:47, Share, Reply)

Some sort of mapmaking or navigation device for determining a distant distance or one in ratio to one that you already know.
Also they'll find them drawn/represented in a few places and wonder how they never picked up on it before.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 23:58, Share, Reply)

there were 12 main gods of the roman pantheon
Jupiter, Juno, Mars, Mercury, Neptune, Venus, Apollo, Diana, Minerva, Ceres, Vulcan, and Vesta. These objects had 12 sides. Therefore the obvious explanation is that it's a device for grading dick size
(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 2:25, Share, Reply)

Hummingbird

(

Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 30 Apr 2024, 6:54, Share, Reply)

"...one of only 33 decahedrons found in Britain..." What?
What were other 32 used for?
(Hemipygous, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:11, Share, Reply)

We just don’t know. They’ve been found all across what was then the Roman Empire.
But not, interestingly, anywhere near Rome itself.
(

jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 23:46, Share, Reply)

There's 36 in total
If they are ever all discovered and brought together they will join to create a weapon of unimaginable power.
The Dodecahegun
(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 May 2024, 0:01, Share, Reply)

That hand thing

(

Mex3 =mememe, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:11, Share, Reply)

hand thing involving
way out willy and Susie too
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:49, Share, Reply)

Awww, Shaye Saint John.
Takes me back.
Now I have a hankering for a skin tape session.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 19:33, Share, Reply)

A medley of "arse" songs I made this!
Since I was a baby, I have imagined songs with the lyrics "heart" or "eyes" changed to "arse". And now I'm in my forties, it still amuses me greatly. So, for my childish amusement, I put this together.

There's plenty more songs where this works - for example Moby's "Why Does My Arse Feel So Bad" - so if this isn't downvoted off the internet I might make a second video.

(Dave Bagpuss Forsey, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:29, Share, Reply)

See also, replacing "Love" with "Muff"

(

MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:40, Share, Reply)

I muff it

(Dave Bagpuss Forsey, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:10, Share, Reply)

All you need is muff... and muff is all around

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:43, Share, Reply)

I will always muff you.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:23, Share, Reply)

Knob often makes the most sense
E.g.
Way, way down inside
I'm gonna give you my knob
I'm gonna give you every inch of my knob
I'm gonna give you my knob

Wanna whole lotta knob
(

brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 14:37, Share, Reply)

Well that was always the subtext of that song.
(

evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 18:06, Share, Reply)

Very subtle.

(

brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:20, Share, Reply)

Knob, knob
is a verb,
knob is a doing word
(

My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 23:16, Share, Reply)

*anything by AC/DC*
(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Apr 2024, 2:17, Share, Reply)

That's a work of arse

(

Mex3 =mememe, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:11, Share, Reply)

That's great
Next time do Extreme's Hole Hearted
(

Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:56, Share, Reply)

Hole Farted
surely
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Apr 2024, 16:18, Share, Reply)

This place is so vulgar

(

Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 6:01, Share, Reply)

This is very gay
"clicks like"
(

garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:15, Share, Reply)

Hahaharse

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:49, Share, Reply)

Do it with Willy Bum Bum and the internet may actually explode.

(

jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:49, Share, Reply)

Gold

(

simbosan liked your link on, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 3:50, Share, Reply)

The final squeaker did it for me!
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:16, Share, Reply)

youtu.be/axGfdP8vx7Y?feature=shared&t=60

youtu.be/Cd6cA-Z-qlw?feature=shared&t=40
(

the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 1 May 2024, 11:40, Share, Reply)

A dainty nibble

(

simbosan liked your link on, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 22:27, Share, Reply)

Like opening a can
Of sardines.
(

An Egg ,D, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 23:02, Share, Reply)

Seems like the sensor needs to be another fifty metres away.
That truck got through before the lights could react.
(

wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 7:45, Share, Reply)

I suspect they're traveling significantly quicker through that junction than they should be.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:22, Share, Reply)

Well, yes
But people trying to beat a red light is hardly an unusual thing. Better to stop them in plenty of time.
(

wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 14:01, Share, Reply)

Wants one of these water projected ones
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ImU1mG7QC4I
Tho maybe not so good in full daylight
(Money shot at 1'17")
(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:30, Share, Reply)

Excellent

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:36, Share, Reply)