Poor P Diddy is forced to fly First Class American Airlines!
i blame the all pirates!
(Swany, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 5:30, Reply)

What a complete tool
Honestly, people like that should be raped in the face by camels.
( Lord Turkey Boy making the world better through turkeys, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 7:43, Reply)

The poor guy!
I really feel for him - I mean, how awful must it be to only be able to fly first class?
People forget about the real victims of this economic madness!
( Mushroom, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 7:44, Reply)

fuck that motherfucker. son of a bitch can take an early grave and take a rotting shit cock up the ass.
fuck yoooouu.
(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 7:53, Reply)

a song about 'mr popular'
the last 3 words are so descriptive
(pissflaps great, its raining again..., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 5:02, Reply)

amayzing
but was hoping for something a little more graphic when he got his neck burnt..
(poochen BA(honnss), Thu 28 Aug 2008, 6:55, Reply)

:O

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:45, Reply)

Nine and half minutes.
Julie Moult is an idiot. And your video proves it.
( Carlossus is back (sack and crack)., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:29, Reply)

I'd never heard of Julie Moult
I'm amazed that a google search of Julie Moult reveals she is an idiot in the entire first page. That's fucking amazing SEO. Amazing.
(poochen BA(honnss), Thu 28 Aug 2008, 4:11, Reply)

great vid
i recently started playing guitar again after a break of about 10 years, and every time i grasp a couple of tunes and think i am getting good, someone posts stuff like this and slaps me down!
that guy is good, and who the fuck is julie moult?
is she related to ted?
(discodaz will lap you on rainbow road :P, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:32, Reply)

For all you slags that like fiddling with old book covers

( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:44, Reply)

Looks like...
Michael Jackson. o.ó
(vix0r I was not Matthew on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:08, Reply)

Overtone singing.
Bloke sings one note, then manipulates his mouth to give upper and lower harmonics.

I've been doing it for quite a while (in more of a Tuvan Sygyt/Kargyraa style) and I have bought the Overtone Analyzer software he uses too, and it's brilliant fun.

Listen to the last three minutes and you'll be very surprised at what the human voice can achieve.
( moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:03, Reply)

haha, bald

( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:15, Reply)

Oz Clarke
when he's off the wine
( masakatsu, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:17, Reply)

I like that.
Where'd you get the Overtone Analyzer from, by the way? I might be interested in aquiring that there piece of software.
( The Gentleman Bastard and his eleven patented herbs and spices. ©, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:26, Reply)

Argh!
Mantrid! *runs*
(jonbob on a cloud of sound, drifting through the night:, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:09, Reply)

sings?
more like hums and moans.
human didgeridoo!
(discodaz will lap you on rainbow road :P, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:34, Reply)

Got a picture of your front garden with ur house
selling it?

or maybe u just want to make a flashy facebook foto with a Porsche in it ....

folow the links !



this is a shit example to be honest ..... needs more CDC and stuff !!!
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:45, Reply)

omg
lol

wtf

u cant spel ur proply

lol
( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:50, Reply)

lol
ur rite



roffle
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Title:
Description:
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Suggestion that your post is not new:
Laughter nonetheless:
( The Coast of Yemen, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:00, Reply)

that makes me laugh but i'm not sure it should do....hailp!
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Julie Moult is an idiot.
and also I fucking hate Haryy Enfield. He's telentless.
( Carlossus is back (sack and crack)., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:31, Reply)

Smudge the Cat rides a Scooba
THAT'S ALL THE DESCRIPTION YOU GET.
( intesvensk is a sado of his former shelf, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:25, Reply)

what a lully cat



rapes!
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:29, Reply)

Those things are so pointlessly slow and noisy.
I've never been a fan of cats.
( The Gentleman Bastard and his eleven patented herbs and spices. ©, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:33, Reply)

Squirrels being dressed up as Mexicans
apparently some people have tamed the tree-rats and garbed them up like pet dogs. Blimey!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:10, Reply)

this worries me massively
Squirrels are vermin?

shirley
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:13, Reply)

2nd pic.
MASSIVE SQUIRREL BALLS!!!
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:17, Reply)

i was just thinking thats




might go check my own
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:19, Reply)

I was going to check mine too
but then realised that i'd probably be massively disappointed that a squirrel has bigger balls than me :(
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:33, Reply)

looks like a real;ly naaaaasty vag to be honest with u





the squirrel not my balls
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:37, Reply)

On second viewing, I think you may be right!
Yay, my manliness is restored!!
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:49, Reply)

i doubt your manliness will ever be restored
........



unfair... and harsh


soz
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:04, Reply)

why did it take so long
for her to realize that she should give him pants
( intesvensk is a sado of his former shelf, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:20, Reply)

Blind artist paints in perspective
A very interesting (short) documentary on a blind artist - Esref Armaga.
Appologies if you have seen this before, I don't frequent links often, but this video really impressed me.
( petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:04, Reply)

interesting
stuff
(Flash_Bastard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:23, Reply)

Tango Blackcurrant advert
I'd forgotten how good this ad was, shame we're not in that Tango era anymore
( sock is solvent again!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Prison Slang
OK most of you Keister Bunnies will be familiar with this, but if not, put down your Fifi for half a minute and look at this.
( BadBadman is even worse than you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Interesting.

( Hummel is a pearoasting twunt, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:10, Reply)

Al Qaeda Hostage video outtakes
The follow up to another sketch by the same people which was posted last week

Edit: this is the other sketch: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m7branXLqeA
(Scary, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:47, Reply)

congrats
You found the only funny thing in over 8 hours of 'Tonightly'
( BadBadman is even worse than you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Pretty sure
they nicked it from something else as well.
(Oysdgp everyone get fat on cream, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:11, Reply)

new zero punctuation
ronseal
(willenium understands d-d transtions! :], Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Man tries to have silly bank password. Fails.

( giant_squid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Pfffffft

( cr3 sure is cute, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:17, Reply)

CLEVER MAN!
pffft
( Hummel is a pearoasting twunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Heh!
Awesome.
( FoldsFive is as happy as a man with tits in his hat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Hahaha :D
Poor man
( petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:08, Reply)

nob.
just leave why wind them up ... get a fookin life and worry about something more important instead

like plastic bags

or

bees
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:18, Reply)

"The member of staff involved no longer works for Lloyds TSB."
you mean, this crazy maniac is loose? LOOSE?
( urbane legend has known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:55, Reply)

Nature at her most pitiless
True clash of the titans.
(lolwhites, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

awwwwwwww
A battle of epic fluff!

*dies*
(Ishamael and his missus said, "Zombie GOASTS, leave this place", Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:11, Reply)

Nature is such a harsh mistress.

( Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:12, Reply)

the kitten on the far right is MEGA UBER i want !
...

sniffles


baby soon .... Hurry up Stan !
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Kittins!

( in vino veritas, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:02, Reply)

*asplodes*

( urbane legend has known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:57, Reply)

Ask the Drewmeister

( fukko, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:53, Reply)

this is shit

( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I second that motion
.
(Xyphious : Lovin' teh Gin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:28, Reply)

who do you think you are...
david sylvian?
(pissflaps great, its raining again..., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 4:52, Reply)

um...
www.b3ta.com/links/220028
( Wildyles Julie Moult is a wonderful human being, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:46, Reply)

well
i don't seen an 'i made this' tag....
(Xyphious : Lovin' teh Gin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:57, Reply)

furry muff.

( Wildyles Julie Moult is a wonderful human being, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:59, Reply)

i love that saying
i think i say it at least 3 times aweek
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:23, Reply)

Congratulations

(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:39, Reply)

Dark Knight Deleted Scene I made this!
Bruce asks for a new suit. It was funnier in my head.
(styler_moses, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:25, Reply)

Heheheheh!
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!
( Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Barbie dolls do Motor head....
Barbie dolls, puppetry & Motor Head == win!
(Donald Trump's Hair Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:50, Reply)

I see your Ace Of Spades...
...and raise you a Final Countdown

www.youtube.com/watch?v=awH81S3uMD0
(barst Still likes The Smiths, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:06, Reply)

they should do Cold Play next
or Radio Head

or maybe some Green Day
( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:21, Reply)

ISKETCH
You slags!
( The Coast of Yemen, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:22, Reply)

Fuck yeah!

( Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:25, Reply)

I've just been and won every single game by a million points!!!
:D
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Bastard!
*wrestles to the ground and drools in mouth*
( Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:44, Reply)

*Elbows in the ribs, flips over and does the typewriter

(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Flips and dances around the room giving no hint of the next move.
Takes by surprise, squats and farts on face.
( Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:15, Reply)

Inhales deeply.....
...exhales with a satisfied smile and a semi
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:16, Reply)

i tried
got bored


downloading new stuff for next mix.

waiting for baby is depressing me]

mum is nakkered

put my back out moving her around

been told he will be 10-12lb's



mummy shitting herself
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Show her that squirrel pic and tell her that'll be her in a coupla months ;p
Meanwhile, you'll be left remixing nursery rhymes and CBeebies stuff.
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:51, Reply)