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[challenge entry] What NASA did not want us to see


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(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 20:18, Reply)
# did they really say thats real?

(I helped save b3ta! *Dave* - Holy fucking shit theres a li- OH GOD ITS RIPPING OFF MY FACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AAHRHARARGHARGAHRGAHGRAHAA *dead* Click on the fucking link http://bit.ly/4_1_6, Sat 7 Nov, 20:21, Reply)
# It's 'Hubble'
Also: Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 7 Nov, 20:24, Reply)
# Nah. No 'Ew'.
Those aren't the real hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp Hello, Lindy, Sat 7 Nov, 20:31, Reply)
# Leave the bricks alone !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 19:56, Reply)
# She looks like a nice lady
Why would a wall molest her?
(littlefish is new and refreshed, Sat 7 Nov, 20:01, Reply)
# Because it can !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:02, Reply)
# oh no my jacket has shrunk in the wash and my legs have become plastic
brick wall you are not helping here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Sat 7 Nov, 20:02, Reply)
# and to think that she was getting lucky in her lucky jacket . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:07, Reply)
# You suit those leggings, dude

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 20:11, Reply)
# If the suit fits . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:16, Reply)
# Licourice legs!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot, Sat 7 Nov, 20:14, Reply)
# Pull on them and make a wish !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:16, Reply)
# reminds of labrynth
:D with the caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Sat 7 Nov, 20:25, Reply)
# Oooh . . . nice touch !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:26, Reply)
# that's a rather benign assault
have you no guts, man? :)
(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 20:28, Reply)
# Will it be safe to eat so long as it is "piping hot?"


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Not sure if I can safely reheat this chinese takeaway I found in the fridge
(I'm new! drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov, 19:21, Reply)
# good job
those look magic
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22, Reply)
# When you say "found" do you mean "carefully cultivated for several weeks"?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22, Reply)
#
I mean carefully photoshopped
(I'm new! drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov, 19:59, Reply)
# Try it, you still have an L plate so it's not like you'll be missed ;D

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22, Reply)
# By that I mean hello and welcome :]

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:23, Reply)
# friendly as ever
;~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sat 7 Nov, 19:26, Reply)
# FUCK YOU MAN

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:29, Reply)
# I detect passive aggression
I will respond with active aggression: YOU ARE A DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! petehix Update your profile, Sat 7 Nov, 19:34, Reply)
# Yeah, but it'll be a FUCKING JOURNEY.
Welcome to B3ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22, Reply)
# Seams OK to me
I say go for it.
(Hal Baffe is developing sustainably, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22, Reply)
# 4 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov, 19:23, Reply)
# Imagine how big the mushrooms have got by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:26, Reply)
# I've eaten kebabs at 3 in the morning that looked worse
Welcome onboard
(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Sat 7 Nov, 19:42, Reply)
# What the shuddering fuck.

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 7 Nov, 19:43, Reply)
# Carlsberg special brew
innoculates you. So gulp it down.
(tomo'foolery, Sat 7 Nov, 19:50, Reply)
# Who cares if it's safe . . . as long as you have a fun trip . . .
░░░
(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 19:54, Reply)
# must be as old as these batteries...

click 4 big
(I helped save b3ta! Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 7 Nov, 19:57, Reply)
# Mmmm, acidy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:59, Reply)
# Never Ready

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:08, Reply)
# Hmm
It was much less fun finding source fuzz for this than I expected.


(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 7 Nov, 18:48, Reply)
# Lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 18:50, Reply)
# Ha ha ha eeew.
Edit: Oh, hang on - are there only five types of fuzz there? For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:51, Reply)
# Well...
I got really lazy.
(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 7 Nov, 18:58, Reply)
# There's two middle squares of one type. Someone's been peeling the stickers off.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:00, Reply)
# You pay far too much attention to fuzz

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 19:01, Reply)
# Hahahaha
TJ: came across (fnar) this on youtube this morning, it made me think of b3ta:

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:05, Reply)
# What did you say to the poor girl?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 19:16, Reply)
# "Lick my glans"

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:17, Reply)
# SHUT-UP, COCK-SMOKING CHARLES.
Hey, that sounds like a goof name for a character of some sort.
Also: hi
(I helped save b3ta! petehix Update your profile, Sat 7 Nov, 19:26, Reply)
# petehix the bum-filler that sounds like a goof name for a character of some sort
Also: Hullo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:28, Reply)
# It could be the name of the show! Petehix the bumfiller: Filler of Bums
What would you think if my last name was File?
(I helped save b3ta! petehix Update your profile, Sat 7 Nov, 19:33, Reply)
# hahaha
also eww
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 19:06, Reply)
#
snuxolldragonslayer.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Sat 7 Nov, 19:07, Reply)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Sat 7 Nov, 19:09, Reply)
# Ignore my gaz, I'm about to go home now anyway and I can't battle.
Sorry, if you wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:19, Reply)
# ah, ok. sorry, I just noticed it. I'm going out to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Sat 7 Nov, 19:29, Reply)
# No problem, enjoy your evening
if you're around at all on wednesday then I'll be able to battle you (I think, I'll get back to you)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:30, Reply)
# He's one cool dude! I wouldn't want to mess with him, he'd fuck my shit right up.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:10, Reply)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:15, Reply)
# What in fuck's name

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Sat 7 Nov, 19:23, Reply)
# Don't anger Snuxoll: Dragon Slayer!

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:25, Reply)
# Better than my version
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Sat 7 Nov, 19:14, Reply)
# eww
and yay
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 7 Nov, 19:44, Reply)
# Well I thought this combination was funny


Whigfield and a real life Nina Nannar
(I'm new! drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov, 18:43, Reply)
# RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! bigbollockedbaboon is catching up with bilbobarneybobs, Sat 7 Nov, 18:48, Reply)
# I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:51, Reply)
# I clicked "I like this" by accident.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 7 Nov, 18:55, Reply)
# Listen to the intro of "Saturday Night....."
And that is the key to the juxtaposition :)

[ it SHOULD have read Listen to the chorus ( see below) ]
(I'm new! drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov, 18:56, Reply)
# Oh!
Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:58, Reply)
# the intro goes di di nanana
it's the chorus you want.

Da ba da dah di di di da
Nee na na na - be my baby.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 7 Nov, 19:19, Reply)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6hvEDTZmE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:31, Reply)
# Her name was the inspiration for an ambulance siren
But they decided "Whigfield! Whigfield!" was a rubbish sound so they changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 19:03, Reply)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Sat 7 Nov, 19:21, Reply)
# :)

(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 7 Nov, 19:21, Reply)
# ha!
spot om - i think this every time she pops on screen.

rizla teeth? really?
(moke used to be, carried in the arms of cheerleaders, Sat 7 Nov, 20:21, Reply)
# ris?

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 7 Nov, 19:45, Reply)
# oooh you fucker

*horrible flasbacks*
(Stringy, Sat 7 Nov, 19:52, Reply)
# you are not alone
b3ta.com/board/9253109
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would is much better now, thank you very much., Sat 7 Nov, 20:12, Reply)
# Just a little further...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:07, Reply)
# Aww
Also: holy shit black apples.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 7 Nov, 18:12, Reply)
# Plums, maybe
or enormous olives? In some kind of recessed fruit bowl. I'm a bit scared of them.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sat 7 Nov, 18:15, Reply)
# Bollocks. I considered cloning them out, but I couldn't be bothered.
And I'm pretty sure they're plums.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:22, Reply)
# Regardless . . . they make a nice pile . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 18:25, Reply)
# I don't know what your bollocks look like....

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 7 Nov, 18:26, Reply)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:39, Reply)
# Horse glanses

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 18:30, Reply)
# Christ, judging by the colour of them the horses were glad to be rid of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 18:39, Reply)
# The horses are dead.

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:04, Reply)
# Once it's up there . . . ketteh treats will keep it higher . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 18:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] He just wanted to show off to Al Gore

(littlefish is new and refreshed, Sat 7 Nov, 17:54, Reply)
# I have no idea what's going on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 18:25, Reply)
# Oh, thank goodness. I thought it was just me.

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:35, Reply)
# Meowulf Meownaise
www.b3ta.com/board/7934956
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Sat 7 Nov, 18:58, Reply)
# OK but,
Aren't you supposed to say ris?
(littlefish is new and refreshed, Sat 7 Nov, 19:55, Reply)
[challenge entry] Hilarious, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference cannot find any milkshake in the yard, Sat 7 Nov, 17:36, Reply)
# we have a copy of that around here somewhere
the cover photo is truely terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo p'haps you could get round that by useing the sig?, Sat 7 Nov, 17:38, Reply)
# Aye, but it's a good book, nonetheless.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference cannot find any milkshake in the yard, Sat 7 Nov, 17:39, Reply)
# *groan*

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:50, Reply)
# Peas in our thyme
This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Hair Hitler,




and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine... " We regard the agreement signed last night and the Anglo-German Naval Agreement, as symbolic of the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another again."
(an egg, Sat 7 Nov, 18:02, Reply)
[challenge entry] It started a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...


Jimmy Wales is a Sith you know...
(Fred Dinenage I've got a paperback, and cardboard feet., Sat 7 Nov, 17:35, Reply)
# Pfft!

Ignore the nerd-baiting spelling mistake.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 7 Nov, 17:37, Reply)
# HTTP 4-LOM
*geeks out*
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Sat 7 Nov, 17:41, Reply)
# *gets infuriated at nerd-baiting spelling mistake*
This would make a cool real 404.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 17:55, Reply)
# It's tattooine
;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 18:31, Reply)
# you mean succombed?

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis Michael who?, Sat 7 Nov, 18:46, Reply)
# I don't care how fucking nerdy this is
I want it on a t-shirt and with correct speeling!
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Sat 7 Nov, 19:09, Reply)
# ooh, the domain's free

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 18:00, Reply)
# Took me a while to get it...
Mainly cos I thought it said Shitipedia!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Nov, 20:10, Reply)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman :D virb.com, Sat 7 Nov, 17:34, Reply)
# no :(
also no :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo p'haps you could get round that by useing the sig?, Sat 7 Nov, 17:37, Reply)
# i recognise that spliff

(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov, 17:38, Reply)
# SHAT

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Sat 7 Nov, 17:44, Reply)
# Will you have anchovies with that pizza-face?

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 17:39, Reply)
# i see their faces more and more these days
are they our robotic overlords?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 17:58, Reply)
# ah, wintertime

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 17:20, Reply)
# ha!
geigh is a good word
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 17:32, Reply)
# neigh, I seigh

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 18:20, Reply)
# - Homosexual Horse
One of Disney's more obscure characters....
(Fred Dinenage I've got a paperback, and cardboard feet., Sat 7 Nov, 17:40, Reply)
# most remain in the closet
for personal reasons
(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 18:01, Reply)
# if the Edge were an animal, he'd be a puffin....FACT!

(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov, 16:53, Reply)
# that bastard spoiled my walk on thursday
get out of the brandenburg gate, the edge!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 16:57, Reply)
# Ach nein, warum muss Sie meinen Weg blockieren, Herr The Edge?

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 7 Nov, 17:01, Reply)
# das ist gut deutsch
mein bien ist gut gesmack
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 17:20, Reply)
# That . . . is much much much better . . . being puffin !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 17:00, Reply)
# Top shop!
What kind of bird would Bono be though...

... a hen? No. A rooster? Nope.

Oh yes, a fucking COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sat 7 Nov, 17:05, Reply)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:06, Reply)
# Maybe a tit?

(an egg, Sat 7 Nov, 17:07, Reply)
# make that a beheaded cock

(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov, 17:17, Reply)
# That's quite a talent,
playing guitar with wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:07, Reply)
# Paul McCartney did it
and we all saw what a disaster that was.
(an egg, Sat 7 Nov, 17:21, Reply)
# Music lols

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo, Sat 7 Nov, 17:23, Reply)
# Arf!

(Hal Baffe is developing sustainably, Sat 7 Nov, 17:23, Reply)
# What do you calll a dog with Wings?
Linda McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would is much better now, thank you very much., Sat 7 Nov, 17:27, Reply)
# findmadeleine.com

(maxshanly, Sat 7 Nov, 16:48, Reply)
# dick qwerty and seamless


*orders eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL My God, It's full of stars, Sat 7 Nov, 16:35, Reply)
# I'll take the whole kit and most of the kaboodles !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 16:39, Reply)
# "Polishing the walrus"
"Waxing the walrus tusk"
"Putting a shine on the aquatic mammal"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 16:40, Reply)
# "whetting the manatee"

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:10, Reply)
# "buffing the seal"

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:15, Reply)
# What a rip off...
That's just a relabelled hippopotamus grooming kit.
(Fred Dinenage I've got a paperback, and cardboard feet., Sat 7 Nov, 16:45, Reply)
# I think you will find that it is the hippopotamus grooming kit
that is the fake sir.

*points at microscopic copyright symbol*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL My God, It's full of stars, Sat 7 Nov, 16:53, Reply)
# whats the postage on this kit and is a walrus included

The force is strong with this one


(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Sat 7 Nov, 16:46, Reply)
# as per EEC regulations the Walrus is not included**
Postage is £325,900.11




**a licence is required to export
(I helped save b3ta! TBL My God, It's full of stars, Sat 7 Nov, 16:51, Reply)
# seems reasonable

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Sat 7 Nov, 16:55, Reply)
# :DD

(herman :D virb.com, Sat 7 Nov, 16:59, Reply)
# please rush me my ACME portable walrus kit
yes my age is over 18 but my IQ isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 7 Nov, 16:48, Reply)
# those are four super brushes
i bet they could clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals

for 11p i could have your mum though

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 16:50, Reply)
# Don't be silly...
...there's no such thing as a portable walrus!
(I helped save b3ta! mattylion, Sat 7 Nov, 16:54, Reply)
#
hehehehe
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 7 Nov, 19:46, Reply)
# Who's sponsoring tonight's big fight then?

(Fred Dinenage I've got a paperback, and cardboard feet., Sat 7 Nov, 16:25, Reply)
# Arf :)
Don King is mental and should be forcefully retired asap.

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/8347139.stm
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 7 Nov, 16:27, Reply)
# hahaha
"He left his tools at home" Class.
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Sat 7 Nov, 16:40, Reply)
# We be boxer shorts big and tall and stuff !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 16:38, Reply)
# Sorry


Just thought he looked like he needed these.
(an egg, Sat 7 Nov, 16:44, Reply)

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