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ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 20:18,
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It's 'Hubble'
Also: Ew.
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RarelyEvil, Sat 7 Nov, 20:24,
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Nah. No 'Ew'.
Those aren't the real hands.
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Sea Tramp Hello, Lindy, Sat 7 Nov, 20:31,
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Leave the bricks alone !

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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 19:56,
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She looks like a nice lady
Why would a wall molest her?
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littlefish is new and refreshed, Sat 7 Nov, 20:01,
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Because it can !
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:02,
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oh no my jacket has shrunk in the wash and my legs have become plastic
brick wall you are not helping here
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Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Sat 7 Nov, 20:02,
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and to think that she was getting lucky in her lucky jacket . . .
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:07,
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You suit those leggings, dude
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Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 20:11,
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If the suit fits . . .
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:16,
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Licourice legs!!
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Mstandot, Sat 7 Nov, 20:14,
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Pull on them and make a wish !
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:16,
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reminds of labrynth
:D with the caterpillar
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Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Sat 7 Nov, 20:25,
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Oooh . . . nice touch !
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:26,
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that's a rather benign assault
have you no guts, man? :)
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ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 20:28,
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Will it be safe to eat so long as it is "piping hot?"

Click for bigger (291 kb)Not sure if I can safely reheat this chinese takeaway I found in the fridge
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drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov, 19:21,
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good job
those look magic
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Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22,
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When you say "found" do you mean "carefully cultivated for several weeks"?
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22,
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I mean carefully photoshopped
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drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov, 19:59,
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Try it, you still have an L plate so it's not like you'll be missed ;D
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22,
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By that I mean hello and welcome :]
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:23,
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friendly as ever
;~)
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MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sat 7 Nov, 19:26,
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FUCK YOU MAN
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:29,
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I detect passive aggression
I will respond with active aggression: YOU ARE A DICK.
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petehix Update your profile, Sat 7 Nov, 19:34,
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Yeah, but it'll be a FUCKING JOURNEY.
Welcome to B3ta. :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22,
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Seams OK to me
I say go for it.
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Hal Baffe is developing sustainably, Sat 7 Nov, 19:22,
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4 years ago
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov, 19:23,
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Imagine how big the mushrooms have got by now.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:26,
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I've eaten kebabs at 3 in the morning that looked worse
Welcome onboard
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Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Sat 7 Nov, 19:42,
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What the shuddering fuck.
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Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 7 Nov, 19:43,
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Carlsberg special brew
innoculates you. So gulp it down.
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tomo'foolery, Sat 7 Nov, 19:50,
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Who cares if it's safe . . . as long as you have a fun trip . . .
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 19:54,
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must be as old as these batteries...

click 4 big
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 7 Nov, 19:57,
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Mmmm, acidy.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:59,
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Never Ready
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 20:08,
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Hmm
It was much less fun finding source fuzz for this than I expected.

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MrBeansHoliday, Sat 7 Nov, 18:48,
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Lovely.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 18:50,
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Ha ha ha eeew.
Edit: Oh, hang on - are there only
five types of fuzz there? For shame!
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:51,
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Well...
I got really lazy.
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MrBeansHoliday, Sat 7 Nov, 18:58,
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There's two middle squares of one type. Someone's been peeling the stickers off.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:00,
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You pay far too much attention to fuzz
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Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 19:01,
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Hahahaha
TJ: came across (fnar) this on youtube this morning, it made me think of b3ta:

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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:05,
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What did you say to the poor girl?
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Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 19:16,
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"Lick my glans"
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:17,
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SHUT-UP, COCK-SMOKING CHARLES.
Hey, that sounds like a goof name for a character of some sort.
Also: hi
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petehix Update your profile, Sat 7 Nov, 19:26,
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petehix the bum-filler that sounds like a goof name for a character of some sort
Also: Hullo!
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:28,
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It could be the name of the show! Petehix the bumfiller: Filler of Bums
What would you think if my last name was File?
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petehix Update your profile, Sat 7 Nov, 19:33,
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hahaha
also eww
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 19:06,
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snuxolldragonslayer.com/
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gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Sat 7 Nov, 19:07,
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haha
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Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Sat 7 Nov, 19:09,
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Ignore my gaz, I'm about to go home now anyway and I can't battle.
Sorry, if you wanted to.
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:19,
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ah, ok. sorry, I just noticed it. I'm going out to the pub.
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Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Sat 7 Nov, 19:29,
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No problem, enjoy your evening
if you're around at all on wednesday then I'll be able to battle you (I think, I'll get back to you)
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:30,
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He's one cool dude! I wouldn't want to mess with him, he'd fuck my shit right up.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:10,
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Hahahaha
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:15,
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What in fuck's name
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Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Sat 7 Nov, 19:23,
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Don't anger Snuxoll: Dragon Slayer!
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 19:25,
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Better than my version
Top stuff
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Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Sat 7 Nov, 19:14,
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eww
and yay
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Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 7 Nov, 19:44,
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Well I thought this combination was funny

Whigfield and a real life Nina Nannar
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drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov, 18:43,
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RIS?
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bigbollockedbaboon is catching up with bilbobarneybobs, Sat 7 Nov, 18:48,
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I don't get it.
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:51,
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I clicked "I like this" by accident.
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The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 7 Nov, 18:55,
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Listen to the intro of "Saturday Night....."
And that is the key to the juxtaposition :)
[ it SHOULD have read Listen to the chorus ( see below) ]
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drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov, 18:56,
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Oh!
Hahahahaha!
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:58,
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the intro goes di di nanana
it's the chorus you want.
Da ba da dah di di di da
Nee na na na - be my baby.
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Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 7 Nov, 19:19,
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:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6hvEDTZmE
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:31,
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Her name was the inspiration for an ambulance siren
But they decided "Whigfield! Whigfield!" was a rubbish sound so they changed it.
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Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 19:03,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Sat 7 Nov, 19:21,
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:)

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Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 7 Nov, 19:21,
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ha!
spot om - i think this every time she pops on screen.
rizla teeth? really?
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moke used to be, carried in the arms of cheerleaders, Sat 7 Nov, 20:21,
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ris?
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Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 7 Nov, 19:45,
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oooh you fucker
*horrible flasbacks*
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Stringy, Sat 7 Nov, 19:52,
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you are not alone
b3ta.com/board/9253109
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Holly Would is much better now, thank you very much., Sat 7 Nov, 20:12,
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Just a little further...

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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:07,
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Aww
Also: holy shit black apples.
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zeltergiset, Sat 7 Nov, 18:12,
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Plums, maybe
or enormous olives? In some kind of recessed fruit bowl. I'm a bit scared of them.
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_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sat 7 Nov, 18:15,
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Bollocks. I considered cloning them out, but I couldn't be bothered.
And I'm pretty sure they're plums.
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:22,
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Regardless . . . they make a nice pile . . .
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 18:25,
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I don't know what your bollocks look like....
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The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 7 Nov, 18:26,
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:D
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:39,
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Horse glanses
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 18:30,
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Christ, judging by the colour of them the horses were glad to be rid of them.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 18:39,
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The horses are dead.
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 19:04,
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Once it's up there . . . ketteh treats will keep it higher . . .
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 18:23,
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He just wanted to show off to Al Gore

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littlefish is new and refreshed, Sat 7 Nov, 17:54,
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I have no idea what's going on here.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov, 18:25,
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Oh, thank goodness. I thought it was just me.
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 18:35,
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Meowulf Meownaise
www.b3ta.com/board/7934956
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Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Sat 7 Nov, 18:58,
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OK but,
Aren't you supposed to say
ris?
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littlefish is new and refreshed, Sat 7 Nov, 19:55,
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Hilarious, etc.

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Dr Preference cannot find any milkshake in the yard, Sat 7 Nov, 17:36,
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we have a copy of that around here somewhere
the cover photo is truely terrifying
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ms morbo p'haps you could get round that by useing the sig?, Sat 7 Nov, 17:38,
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Aye, but it's a good book, nonetheless.
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Dr Preference cannot find any milkshake in the yard, Sat 7 Nov, 17:39,
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*groan*
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:50,
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Peas in our thyme
This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Hair Hitler,

and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine... " We regard the agreement signed last night and the Anglo-German Naval Agreement, as symbolic of the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another again."
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an egg, Sat 7 Nov, 18:02,
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It started a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

Jimmy Wales is a Sith you know...
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Fred Dinenage I've got a paperback, and cardboard feet., Sat 7 Nov, 17:35,
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Pfft!

Ignore the nerd-baiting spelling mistake.
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Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 7 Nov, 17:37,
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HTTP 4-LOM
*geeks out*
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shitkicker, Sat 7 Nov, 17:41,
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*gets infuriated at nerd-baiting spelling mistake*
This would make a cool real 404.
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Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 17:55,
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It's tattooine
;D
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Nov, 18:31,
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you mean succombed?
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis Michael who?, Sat 7 Nov, 18:46,
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I don't care how fucking nerdy this is
I want it on a t-shirt and with correct speeling!
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monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Sat 7 Nov, 19:09,
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ooh, the domain's free
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 18:00,
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Took me a while to get it...
Mainly cos I thought it said Shitipedia!
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Rico, Sat 7 Nov, 20:10,
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herman :D virb.com, Sat 7 Nov, 17:34,
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no :(
also no :(
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ms morbo p'haps you could get round that by useing the sig?, Sat 7 Nov, 17:37,
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i recognise that spliff

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roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov, 17:38,
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SHAT

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Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Sat 7 Nov, 17:44,
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Will you have anchovies with that pizza-face?
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ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 17:39,
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i see their faces more and more these days
are they our robotic overlords?
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 17:58,
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ah, wintertime

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ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 17:20,
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ha!
geigh is a good word
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 17:32,
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neigh, I seigh
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ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 18:20,
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- Homosexual Horse
One of Disney's more obscure characters....
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Fred Dinenage I've got a paperback, and cardboard feet., Sat 7 Nov, 17:40,
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most remain in the closet
for personal reasons
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ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Sat 7 Nov, 18:01,
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if the Edge were an animal, he'd be a puffin....FACT!

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roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov, 16:53,
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that bastard spoiled my walk on thursday
get out of the brandenburg gate, the edge!
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 16:57,
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Ach nein, warum muss Sie meinen Weg blockieren, Herr The Edge?
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The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 7 Nov, 17:01,
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das ist gut deutsch
mein bien ist gut gesmack
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 17:20,
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That . . . is much much much better . . . being puffin !
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 17:00,
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Top shop!
What kind of bird would Bono be though...
... a hen? No. A rooster? Nope.
Oh yes, a fucking COCK.
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Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sat 7 Nov, 17:05,
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Arf!
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:06,
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Maybe a tit?
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an egg, Sat 7 Nov, 17:07,
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make that a beheaded cock
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roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov, 17:17,
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That's quite a talent,
playing guitar with wings.
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:07,
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Paul McCartney did it
and we all saw what a disaster that was.
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an egg, Sat 7 Nov, 17:21,
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Music lols
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BleachedEgo, Sat 7 Nov, 17:23,
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Arf!
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Hal Baffe is developing sustainably, Sat 7 Nov, 17:23,
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What do you calll a dog with Wings?
Linda McCartney
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Holly Would is much better now, thank you very much., Sat 7 Nov, 17:27,
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findmadeleine.com

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maxshanly, Sat 7 Nov, 16:48,
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dick qwerty and seamless

*orders eleventy*
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TBL My God, It's full of stars, Sat 7 Nov, 16:35,
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I'll take the whole kit and most of the kaboodles !
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 16:39,
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"Polishing the walrus"
"Waxing the walrus tusk"
"Putting a shine on the aquatic mammal"
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Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Sat 7 Nov, 16:40,
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"whetting the manatee"
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:10,
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"buffing the seal"
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Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Sat 7 Nov, 17:15,
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What a rip off...
That's just a relabelled hippopotamus grooming kit.
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Fred Dinenage I've got a paperback, and cardboard feet., Sat 7 Nov, 16:45,
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I think you will find that it is the hippopotamus grooming kit
that is the fake sir.
*points at microscopic copyright symbol*
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TBL My God, It's full of stars, Sat 7 Nov, 16:53,
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whats the postage on this kit and is a walrus included
The force is strong with this one

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Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Sat 7 Nov, 16:46,
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as per EEC regulations the Walrus is not included**
Postage is £325,900.11
**a licence is required to export
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TBL My God, It's full of stars, Sat 7 Nov, 16:51,
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seems reasonable
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Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Sat 7 Nov, 16:55,
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:DD
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herman :D virb.com, Sat 7 Nov, 16:59,
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please rush me my ACME portable walrus kit
yes my age is over 18 but my IQ isn't
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Duncoffin is life., Sat 7 Nov, 16:48,
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those are four super brushes
i bet they could clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals
for 11p i could have your mum though
woo!
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov, 16:50,
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Don't be silly...
...there's no such thing as a portable walrus!
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mattylion, Sat 7 Nov, 16:54,
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hehehehe
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Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 7 Nov, 19:46,
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Who's sponsoring tonight's big fight then?

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Fred Dinenage I've got a paperback, and cardboard feet., Sat 7 Nov, 16:25,
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Arf :)
Don King is mental and should be forcefully retired asap.
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/8347139.stm
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zeltergiset, Sat 7 Nov, 16:27,
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hahaha
"He left his tools at home" Class.
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monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Sat 7 Nov, 16:40,
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We be boxer shorts big and tall and stuff !
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Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Sat 7 Nov, 16:38,
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Sorry

Just thought he looked like he needed these.
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an egg, Sat 7 Nov, 16:44,
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