i'm not entirly sure why...


click for legible
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul, 0:21, Reply)

eeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHERE'S THE PAN? WHERE'S THE OFFICIAL TYPE SCIENCE PUN SPANGING PAN?
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 6 Jul, 0:23, Reply)

K?
apparatus: pan
method: spanging
result: spanged
conclusion: pun verily served
( Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:23, Reply)

Okay, now do a Richter scale

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:25, Reply)

Haha
:D
( Mundane generic comment, Sun 6 Jul, 0:27, Reply)

then a Beaufort scale!
oh this will be so much fun!
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 6 Jul, 0:28, Reply)

.
deffinitaion of 10+ on the richter scale is 'Epic', makes me smile a little
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul, 0:30, Reply)

I smirked at this.
You've earned a click.
(Supergyrations your own personal maths bitch, Sun 6 Jul, 0:27, Reply)

I thought Kelvin was measured in degrees?

(Tangy Glasto next month \o/, Sun 6 Jul, 0:29, Reply)

kelvin is usually quoted with out degrees
so 0 Kelvin etc. sorry...

_{runs, but not very fast}
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 6 Jul, 0:32, Reply)

haha!
genius! :D
( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Sun 6 Jul, 0:32, Reply)

No one expects

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 6 Jul, 0:04, Reply)

hah
lulz
( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Sun 6 Jul, 0:04, Reply)

Well, I certainly didn't expect them at this time.

They usually come around at about tea time.
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:06, Reply)

That might scare me if that was real-life.


:D
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:06, Reply)

An arf.
Miss! Miss Anne Arfelle.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul, 0:10, Reply)

This is sick.
BUM BUM BUM BUM BEBUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM.
( the_rhyme_minister would like to go to a bash, arrange one for me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:14, Reply)

You want someone to sick in your bum?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 6 Jul, 0:17, Reply)

Hehe
Our one weapon is fear, fear and surprise

... I'll come in again
( Mundane generic comment, Sun 6 Jul, 0:15, Reply)

Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! ...

( Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:20, Reply)

What's your scary salvia drugs story?

(_Felix gave Postbear crabs, Sun 6 Jul, 0:24, Reply)

Curse those cruel spaniels

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 6 Jul, 0:22, Reply)

Why am I looking at your dogs?
Arf!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 6 Jul, 0:30, Reply)

Have a doodlethingboy.

( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:03, Reply)

needs more tattoo's
excellent!

Bye for real now anyone.
tara
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sun 6 Jul, 0:06, Reply)

Possibly.
But that's a lot of work.

Bye-bye. *waves*
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:07, Reply)

Computer screen-eyed freeeeak!
;)
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:08, Reply)

he looks glum

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 6 Jul, 0:24, Reply)

He needs an Irn Bru

( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Sun 6 Jul, 0:26, Reply)

I might try getting some of that this week

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 6 Jul, 0:33, Reply)

this took far too long

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Sun 6 Jul, 0:03, Reply)

she-man has beautiful THeyes

( Cockweasle www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post192296, Sun 6 Jul, 0:05, Reply)

his bollocks are stuck on his left thigh.

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Sun 6 Jul, 0:07, Reply)

Can't. Unsee.

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:09, Reply)

haha
I always suspected the girly hair meant something
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 6 Jul, 0:05, Reply)

I had a man-ladies picture I would have posted here
but I can't find it.


Woo, though. :]
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:05, Reply)

Isn't that all of your pictures?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 6 Jul, 0:09, Reply)

Oh...that is so so so so wrong....


..and yet so right
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:06, Reply)

By the power of Skullfuck!
Woo.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul, 0:07, Reply)

I will use that phrase on some people tomorrow

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:08, Reply)

nice
thighs
( Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:08, Reply)

haha! class

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Sun 6 Jul, 0:33, Reply)

Where's my harpoon?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)

It's up my shorts.

Want to try and get it?
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)

MEMORYLOL

(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)

mum?

( Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:02, Reply)

It's saturday \0/
every thread should be about ME

Hi, look at ME and what I made!!!!

everyone else's work is shit, I must post 3 threads made by ME in the last 45 minutes just so everyone looks at ME and no one elses substandard threads.

edit:yes, I'm a moaning cunt


/stick it all in the same thread for fuck's sake if you're going to post your whole life's work tonight
( Cockweasle www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post192296, Sun 6 Jul, 0:02, Reply)

Might as well drop this here; Boba Fatt:

( Jahled Now with added Mac, Sun 6 Jul, 0:05, Reply)

WHERE ARE THE BOUNTY BARS?

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:09, Reply)

boba fat

( Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:12, Reply)

FTW

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Sun 6 Jul, 0:34, Reply)

It's a bargain...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)

hahahahaha
brill

g'night b3ta
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:40, Reply)

That is almost real.
I have clicked it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul, 23:43, Reply)

quality

( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:43, Reply)

Beer = Hummus

( P3L3 see www.tdcbitworks.co.uk for instructions., Sat 5 Jul, 23:48, Reply)

Those aren't real glasses, you BUTTHEAD!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)

Make Like A Tree
and get outta here.

Edit: Im using paint. Im at a mates house. He Has Adobe Deficiency Syndrome.
( P3L3 see www.tdcbitworks.co.uk for instructions., Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)

HELLOOOO anybody home?

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:51, Reply)

MAD DOGG
I HATE THAT NAME
( P3L3 see www.tdcbitworks.co.uk for instructions., Sat 5 Jul, 23:53, Reply)

Hehe
Have you seen his question song on youtube?
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:55, Reply)

NO
Linkie me....
( P3L3 see www.tdcbitworks.co.uk for instructions., Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)

Here
youtube.com/watch?v=smVUYtkjD7o
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:59, Reply)

Most Obliged Good Sir
May I offer you a nosh from my friend neil?

I cant hear it over LTJ bukem.
Will watch it when im not in a hardhat zone.
( P3L3 see www.tdcbitworks.co.uk for instructions., Sun 6 Jul, 0:01, Reply)

thank you kindly

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:01, Reply)

*thrust neils head in
mediocres lap*
( P3L3 see www.tdcbitworks.co.uk for instructions., Sun 6 Jul, 0:03, Reply)

fresh!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Jul, 0:07, Reply)

fab!

( greedydave, Sat 5 Jul, 23:49, Reply)

groovy man

( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:57, Reply)

I did a biglol.

( Kamikaze Stoat I only read downrated YouTube comments, Sat 5 Jul, 23:56, Reply)

(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:36, Reply)

hahaha

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Sat 5 Jul, 23:36, Reply)

hahahahah
ace
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:36, Reply)

Don't eat the yellow snow

(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)

oh don't worry
it's lemon
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)

My old mate's sister
thought that was true.
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:38, Reply)

...please say there's more to this story.
( Kamikaze Stoat I only read downrated YouTube comments, Sat 5 Jul, 23:57, Reply)

Hahahahahah
I really love your drawings. ^_^
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)

thanks very much
i like yours!
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)

Why thank you, sire.
*curtsies*
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)

*bows*

*arrows*
YOU DIE!
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:41, Reply)

Nuh-uhn!
*chases* *throws things at*
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:45, Reply)

*ducks*
*geese*
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:48, Reply)

*thing*
*thing that relates to other thing*






*tackles*
I WIN
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)

*gives up*
*shifty eyes*

we're awful muddy.
i'm into this.

*tents*
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:53, Reply)

*doesn't know what tents means*
*except for the thing you pitch when you camp*
( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)

*sneaks answes*
psssst, it means erection

*flaccidizes*

RIGHT NOW IM GOING, FOR GRADUALLY EATY/SLEEPY TIEM. BYE B3TA.
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sun 6 Jul, 0:00, Reply)

Oooooooh.

( Killerkitti I think you're crazy, maybe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:02, Reply)

*nukes*
NO I WIN
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Sat 5 Jul, 23:53, Reply)

GEE BATMAN, LUCKY I HAD THAT ANTI NUCLEAR BOMB SUIT YOU GAVE ME.
*dances*
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:56, Reply)

*applies anti anti nuclear bomb suit spray*

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:59, Reply)

*envies*
*mocks own suit*
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sun 6 Jul, 0:01, Reply)

hehehe
nice one.

*off to the pub*
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)

This does not bode well.
:D
( the_rhyme_minister would like to go to a bash, arrange one for me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)

This does not boke well.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)

This does not bone well.

( the_rhyme_minister would like to go to a bash, arrange one for me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:41, Reply)

this does not bowl well
awh :(
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:42, Reply)

this does not bowel

( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:47, Reply)

this is not monty palazar
*spell check*
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)

you should try googlewhacking

( Winthorpe, Sun 6 Jul, 0:02, Reply)

Pffft!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)

Woo!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)

ooo!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 5 Jul, 23:19, Reply)

NIPS
and the suggestion of quim
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:20, Reply)

The Benefica goalkeeper
is called "Silva Quim".

What a great name.
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sat 5 Jul, 23:28, Reply)

saliva quim
would be infinitely better :D
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:29, Reply)

I read that as 'salvia'.
Now that really would be confusing.
( mofaha : someone's gonna bring me round, Sat 5 Jul, 23:29, Reply)

the aroma would be rather confusing

(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:31, Reply)

i think salvia should be avoided
especially when trying to pipe as much down your throat before you turn into a piece of plastic, if that makes sense
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:32, Reply)

i'd never heard of it before know
google is educating me
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:34, Reply)

fuckin scary mate
3 of us, all as we thought hardened trippers, but nah. never again.
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:38, Reply)

Hardly an original suggestion.

( mofaha : someone's gonna bring me round, Sat 5 Jul, 23:29, Reply)

unoriginal, but extremely popular

(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:31, Reply)

loook at mah belley

( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:21, Reply)

*stares*
what am I looking at?!!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Sat 5 Jul, 23:24, Reply)

*acts coy*
erm my belly
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:26, Reply)

I like this because I'm hoping Mofaha will pea that one of Sheehan.

( the_rhyme_minister would like to go to a bash, arrange one for me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)

Y HELLO THAR!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul, 23:38, Reply)

pasanonic?

(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Sat 5 Jul, 23:16, Reply)

yeah?
c'mon then you cheeky cunt
*puts up dukes*
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:18, Reply)

dukes?
what what?
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Sat 5 Jul, 23:23, Reply)

dukes = fists
no idea why, but it's true

edit: www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/put-up-your-dukes.html
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:25, Reply)

all right
*kicks in the nuts*

fighting fair is for people who think fighting is fair.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Sat 5 Jul, 23:34, Reply)

it's a 'zoo' actually
*distracts with poor quality porn*
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)

HELLO

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Sat 5 Jul, 23:19, Reply)

hello my darling

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Sat 5 Jul, 23:23, Reply)

hello my lovely
hello my ragtime gal
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:38, Reply)

wibble
simple but effective :)
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:20, Reply)

how wude!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:51, Reply)

yay
My 1st image on b3ta...


Please dont hurt me....
(Wandering Nomad still wandering on, Sat 5 Jul, 22:54, Reply)

this is going to hurt me than it will you...
*rapes*
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Sat 5 Jul, 22:56, Reply)

hrut
blumin ninjas
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 22:58, Reply)

my first step would be to detonate a nuclear device in the upper stratosphere, causing an electromagnetic pulse to destroy their electronic entertainment.
Then, subsidised by the government, Halfords would flood the market with cheap grifters, strikas, burners, commandos , choppers (the original ones with the gearstick and not the stupid re-released fashion bike with no gearstick) and other 70's and 80's bikes.
Then the little shites would have to go out and play, therefore becoming less fat.

the utilisation of a nationwide network of faraday cages would shield grown ups from losing the use of their electronic equipment.

any children who do not embrace this new regime will be executed.
( Cockweasle www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post192296, Sat 5 Jul, 23:00, Reply)

*votes into office*

( the_rhyme_minister would like to go to a bash, arrange one for me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:02, Reply)

i had a raleigh tomahawk
smallest front wheel EVER

very dangerous
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:07, Reply)

hahahaha my mate had one
back pedal to use the back brake!

my brother had a budgie which was the one down from the tomahawk
( Cockweasle www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post192296, Sat 5 Jul, 23:09, Reply)

negotiating the smallest of pebbles on the road
would cause jacknifidge and death

or scabby chin at least
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:13, Reply)

my dad got me second-hand chopper one year
but to make it look better he took it apart, cleaned it up and resprayed the frame gold

to a 9 year old kid it was the most deeply uncool bike ever
GOLD?!
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:13, Reply)

my mate had a grifter
heaviest bike ever, i don't know what all the fuss was about
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:16, Reply)

i inherited my brother's grifter
before i got my bmx

heavy, shit gears, and half-perished rubber handlebar nonsense
you couldn't wheelie it or get the fucker up any hills
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:17, Reply)

i saw a young lad riding a proper raleigh bmx today
blue with yellow pads and yellow plastic spokes
i was filled with nostalgia
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:19, Reply)

i used to flick through bmx magazines
fantasizing about mag wheels
( Winthorpe, Sat 5 Jul, 23:22, Reply)

hahaha yes
indeed
(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:30, Reply)

pfft
"my dad got me second-hand chopper"
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sat 5 Jul, 23:32, Reply)

hahahaha idiot. You have no idea what we are talking about.

( Cockweasle www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post192296, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)

good lord! that must have destroyed you =D

( Cockweasle www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post192296, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)

Welcome.

( the_rhyme_minister would like to go to a bash, arrange one for me, Sat 5 Jul, 23:04, Reply)

britains got talent?

(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sat 5 Jul, 23:05, Reply)

Not blurry enough
So this is a poster from Metro West Kids then, eh?
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sat 5 Jul, 23:31, Reply)

fat kids win at seesaw

(mlctoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sat 5 Jul, 23:32, Reply)