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# i'm not entirly sure why...


click for legible
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:21, Reply)
# eeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHERE'S THE PAN? WHERE'S THE OFFICIAL TYPE SCIENCE PUN SPANGING PAN?
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:23, Reply)
# K?
apparatus: pan
method: spanging
result: spanged
conclusion: pun verily served
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:23, Reply)
# Okay, now do a Richter scale

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:25, Reply)
# Haha
:D
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:27, Reply)
# then a Beaufort scale!
oh this will be so much fun!
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:28, Reply)
# .
deffinitaion of 10+ on the richter scale is 'Epic', makes me smile a little
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:30, Reply)
# I smirked at this.
You've earned a click.
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:27, Reply)
# I thought Kelvin was measured in degrees?

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:29, Reply)
# kelvin is usually quoted with out degrees
so 0 Kelvin etc. sorry...

runs, but not very fast
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:32, Reply)
# haha!
genius! :D
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:32, Reply)
# No one expects
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(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:04, Reply)
# hah
lulz
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:04, Reply)
# Well, I certainly didn't expect them at this time.

They usually come around at about tea time.
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:06, Reply)
# That might scare me if that was real-life.


:D
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:06, Reply)
# An arf.
Miss! Miss Anne Arfelle.
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:10, Reply)
# This is sick.
BUM BUM BUM BUM BEBUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM.
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:14, Reply)
# You want someone to sick in your bum?

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:17, Reply)
# Hehe
Our one weapon is fear, fear and surprise

... I'll come in again
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:15, Reply)
# Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! ...

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:20, Reply)
# What's your scary salvia drugs story?

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:24, Reply)
# Curse those cruel spaniels

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:22, Reply)
# Why am I looking at your dogs?
Arf!
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:30, Reply)
# Have a doodlethingboy.

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:03, Reply)
# needs more tattoo's
excellent!

Bye for real now anyone.
tara
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:06, Reply)
# Possibly.
But that's a lot of work.

Bye-bye. *waves*
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:07, Reply)
# Computer screen-eyed freeeeak!
;)
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:08, Reply)
# he looks glum

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:24, Reply)
# He needs an Irn Bru

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:26, Reply)
# I might try getting some of that this week

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:33, Reply)
# this took far too long

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:03, Reply)
# she-man has beautiful THeyes

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:05, Reply)
# his bollocks are stuck on his left thigh.

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:07, Reply)
# Can't. Unsee.

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:09, Reply)
# haha
I always suspected the girly hair meant something
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:05, Reply)
# I had a man-ladies picture I would have posted here
but I can't find it.


Woo, though. :]
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:05, Reply)
# Isn't that all of your pictures?

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:09, Reply)
# Oh...that is so so so so wrong....


..and yet so right
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:06, Reply)
# By the power of Skullfuck!
Woo.
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:07, Reply)
# I will use that phrase on some people tomorrow

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:08, Reply)
# nice
thighs
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:08, Reply)
# haha! class

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:33, Reply)
[challenge entry] Where's my harpoon?

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)
# It's up my shorts.

Want to try and get it?
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)
# MEMORYLOL

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)
# mum?

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:02, Reply)
# It's saturday \0/
every thread should be about ME

Hi, look at ME and what I made!!!!

everyone else's work is shit, I must post 3 threads made by ME in the last 45 minutes just so everyone looks at ME and no one elses substandard threads.

edit:yes, I'm a moaning cunt


/stick it all in the same thread for fuck's sake if you're going to post your whole life's work tonight
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:02, Reply)
[challenge entry] Might as well drop this here; Boba Fatt:

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:05, Reply)
# WHERE ARE THE BOUNTY BARS?

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:09, Reply)
# boba fat

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:12, Reply)
# FTW

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:34, Reply)
# It's a bargain...

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)
# hahahahaha
brill

g'night b3ta
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:40, Reply)
# That is almost real.
I have clicked it.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:43, Reply)
# quality

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:43, Reply)
# Beer = Hummus

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:48, Reply)
# Those aren't real glasses, you BUTTHEAD!

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)
# Make Like A Tree
and get outta here.

Edit: Im using paint. Im at a mates house. He Has Adobe Deficiency Syndrome.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)
# HELLOOOO anybody home?

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:51, Reply)
# MAD DOGG
I HATE THAT NAME
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:53, Reply)
# Hehe
Have you seen his question song on youtube?
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:55, Reply)
# NO
Linkie me....
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)
# Here
youtube.com/watch?v=smVUYtkjD7o
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:59, Reply)
# Most Obliged Good Sir
May I offer you a nosh from my friend neil?

I cant hear it over LTJ bukem.
Will watch it when im not in a hardhat zone.
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:01, Reply)
# thank you kindly

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:01, Reply)
# *thrust neils head in
mediocres lap*
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:03, Reply)
# fresh!

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:07, Reply)
# fab!

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:49, Reply)
# groovy man

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:57, Reply)
# I did a biglol.

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:56, Reply)
#

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:36, Reply)
# hahaha

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:36, Reply)
# hahahahah
ace
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:36, Reply)
# Don't eat the yellow snow

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)
# oh don't worry
it's lemon
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)
# My old mate's sister
thought that was true.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:38, Reply)
#
...please say there's more to this story.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:57, Reply)
# Hahahahahah
I really love your drawings. ^_^
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)
# thanks very much
i like yours!
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)
# Why thank you, sire.
*curtsies*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)
# *bows*

*arrows*
YOU DIE!
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:41, Reply)
# Nuh-uhn!
*chases* *throws things at*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:45, Reply)
# *ducks*
*geese*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:48, Reply)
# *thing*
*thing that relates to other thing*






*tackles*
I WIN
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)
# *gives up*
*shifty eyes*

we're awful muddy.
i'm into this.

*tents*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:53, Reply)
# *doesn't know what tents means*
*except for the thing you pitch when you camp*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:58, Reply)
# *sneaks answes*
psssst, it means erection

*flaccidizes*

RIGHT NOW IM GOING, FOR GRADUALLY EATY/SLEEPY TIEM. BYE B3TA.
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:00, Reply)
# Oooooooh.

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:02, Reply)
# *nukes*
NO I WIN
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:53, Reply)
# GEE BATMAN, LUCKY I HAD THAT ANTI NUCLEAR BOMB SUIT YOU GAVE ME.
*dances*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:56, Reply)
# *applies anti anti nuclear bomb suit spray*

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:59, Reply)
# *envies*
*mocks own suit*
(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:01, Reply)
# hehehe
nice one.

*off to the pub*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)
# This does not bode well.
:D
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)
# This does not boke well.

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)
# This does not bone well.

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:41, Reply)
# this does not bowl well
awh :(
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:42, Reply)
# this does not bowel

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:47, Reply)
# this is not monty palazar
*spell check*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)
# you should try googlewhacking

(, Sun 6 Jul, 0:02, Reply)
# Pffft!

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)
# Woo!

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)
# ooo!

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:19, Reply)
# NIPS
and the suggestion of quim
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:20, Reply)
# The Benefica goalkeeper
is called "Silva Quim".

What a great name.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:28, Reply)
# saliva quim
would be infinitely better :D
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:29, Reply)
# I read that as 'salvia'.
Now that really would be confusing.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:29, Reply)
# the aroma would be rather confusing

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:31, Reply)
# i think salvia should be avoided
especially when trying to pipe as much down your throat before you turn into a piece of plastic, if that makes sense
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:32, Reply)
# i'd never heard of it before know
google is educating me
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:34, Reply)
# fuckin scary mate
3 of us, all as we thought hardened trippers, but nah. never again.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:38, Reply)
# Hardly an original suggestion.

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:29, Reply)
# unoriginal, but extremely popular

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:31, Reply)
# loook at mah belley

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:21, Reply)
# *stares*
what am I looking at?!!
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:24, Reply)
# *acts coy*
erm my belly
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:26, Reply)
# I like this because I'm hoping Mofaha will pea that one of Sheehan.

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)
# Y HELLO THAR!

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:38, Reply)
# pasanonic?

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:39, Reply)
#

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:16, Reply)
# yeah?
c'mon then you cheeky cunt
*puts up dukes*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:18, Reply)
# dukes?
what what?
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:23, Reply)
# dukes = fists
no idea why, but it's true

edit: www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/put-up-your-dukes.html
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:25, Reply)
# all right
*kicks in the nuts*

fighting fair is for people who think fighting is fair.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:34, Reply)
# it's a 'zoo' actually
*distracts with poor quality porn*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:37, Reply)
# HELLO

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:19, Reply)
# hello my darling

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:23, Reply)
# hello my lovely
hello my ragtime gal
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:38, Reply)
# wibble
simple but effective :)
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:20, Reply)
# how wude!

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:51, Reply)
[challenge entry] yay
My 1st image on b3ta...


Please dont hurt me....
(, Sat 5 Jul, 22:54, Reply)
# this is going to hurt me than it will you...
*rapes*
(, Sat 5 Jul, 22:56, Reply)
# hrut
blumin ninjas
(, Sat 5 Jul, 22:58, Reply)
# my first step would be to detonate a nuclear device in the upper stratosphere, causing an electromagnetic pulse to destroy their electronic entertainment.
Then, subsidised by the government, Halfords would flood the market with cheap grifters, strikas, burners, commandos , choppers (the original ones with the gearstick and not the stupid re-released fashion bike with no gearstick) and other 70's and 80's bikes.
Then the little shites would have to go out and play, therefore becoming less fat.

the utilisation of a nationwide network of faraday cages would shield grown ups from losing the use of their electronic equipment.

any children who do not embrace this new regime will be executed.
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:00, Reply)
# *votes into office*

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:02, Reply)
# i had a raleigh tomahawk
smallest front wheel EVER

very dangerous
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:07, Reply)
# hahahaha my mate had one
back pedal to use the back brake!

my brother had a budgie which was the one down from the tomahawk
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:09, Reply)
# negotiating the smallest of pebbles on the road
would cause jacknifidge and death

or scabby chin at least
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:13, Reply)
# my dad got me second-hand chopper one year
but to make it look better he took it apart, cleaned it up and resprayed the frame gold

to a 9 year old kid it was the most deeply uncool bike ever
GOLD?!
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:13, Reply)
# my mate had a grifter
heaviest bike ever, i don't know what all the fuss was about
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:16, Reply)
# i inherited my brother's grifter
before i got my bmx

heavy, shit gears, and half-perished rubber handlebar nonsense
you couldn't wheelie it or get the fucker up any hills
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:17, Reply)
# i saw a young lad riding a proper raleigh bmx today
blue with yellow pads and yellow plastic spokes
i was filled with nostalgia
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:19, Reply)
# i used to flick through bmx magazines
fantasizing about mag wheels
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:22, Reply)
# hahaha yes
indeed
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:30, Reply)
# pfft
"my dad got me second-hand chopper"
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:32, Reply)
# hahahaha idiot. You have no idea what we are talking about.

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)
# good lord! that must have destroyed you =D

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:50, Reply)
# Welcome.

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:04, Reply)
# britains got talent?

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:05, Reply)
# Not blurry enough
So this is a poster from Metro West Kids then, eh?
(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:31, Reply)
# fat kids win at seesaw

(, Sat 5 Jul, 23:32, Reply)