Cows
If a cow is to give birth to a set of twins, the old dear can only ever remember one face. Stupid cows. So one twin gets all the love and milk and the forgotten twin must live a short and lonely life. Probably last a week before expiring.
(TDW is cutting out your picture - from page 1, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 2 replies)

I can't believe
how anxious I get waiting for the next QOTW. I don't even feel like this before a job interview.
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

correction!
I will be last! :)
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

Last
This is what i'm doing instead of the world leading* research my phd involves.



*lies

Vaguely relevant - my son paints and sticks glitter to stuff at nursery. He eats it (why?) and his poo is always glittery/the colour of the paint for ages afterwards
(The Ginger Penguin is distressingly close to write-up time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

right i'm self harming with a paperclip now
I WILL BE LAST (ouch)
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 1 reply)

I am going to be last.
I can feel it in my bones!
Last.
( TY&GN D'you know where I live? No. Well, fuck off then., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

damn i laughed at that so much i forget to hold my breath

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, Reply)

@Serbitar
if i turn blue does that make me a spurf
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, Reply)

How quaint
That everyone wants to be last.

A very british thang.

Bit like Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards



Last?
(never-right -...Is mostly wrong, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)

3 mins now, cooold ggit the benz

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)

watchs spimf turn blue
am i last yet? *what the fuck an i doing?*
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)

@Spimf
Yes, I've heard crows can be quite aggressive when they feel the need. Some years, they've been known to put signs up in Battersea Park around the spring, warning people about "Protective Parent Crows" who will apparently attack if they think their nest is being threatened. I would like to see this as I suspect it would be hilarious. But then it might also be a bit scary.

(Last, perchance?)
(The Supreme Crow lives under the stairway and sleeps in your hat, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, 1 reply)

star ti ing to looz abi ty to tipe

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, Reply)

this is a dangerous game your all playing

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, Reply)

I spend alllll day in meetings...
...confident that by the time I get back I'll have missed the "I'm last" battle....

wrong again.

=(
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed now comes in king-size, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, 2 replies)

i'm starting to feel lightheaded now

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)

Being the 3rd oldest that I am aware of on the qotw board...
and sometimes a sensible grown up,I insist that we all calm down and wait patiently for the new qotw when the B3ta gods decide the time is right.
( Big-girl's-blouse would sell her soul for a haircut................., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, 7 replies)

I'm Last.
You all want to be me...?

How flattering!
( Bert Monkey's ex would like to do a poo on your lav, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, 3 replies)

good grief
how long must this go on?

Won't someone think of the children?

*swoons theatrically*
(TheWeeWitch has Bourneville, and it's mine, all mine .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)

when i was a child i could hold my breath for AGES

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)

i've warned you

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)

I reckon we've got till about 3 again
Think this'll keep going till then?
(The Ginger Penguin is distressingly close to write-up time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)

i'm not kidding

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)

and
then you'll be sorry
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

spimf's gonna die when I'm
last
( TY&GN D'you know where I live? No. Well, fuck off then., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

LAST POST
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( moohalaa is rockin' the suburbs, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

I want to be last too
I'm never quick enough to be first nor good enough to be best :(

Last? Please?
(The Ginger Penguin is distressingly close to write-up time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

right!
if i dont get to be bloody last on this bloody question i shall hold my breath untill i pass out
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

pfft
SickRik does QOTW.
Last?
( TY&GN D'you know where I live? No. Well, fuck off then., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)

*stumbles on to stage*
oh...hello....

last?
(That's That, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)