Sieve
My son wers the sieve as a hat. He doesn't get it stuck tho.

Last?
(The Ginger Penguin is distressingly close to write-up time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:22, Reply)

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I know what I'm doing, honest
( TY&GN D'you know where I live? No. Well, fuck off then., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:22, Reply)

talking of hats
anyone here ever stuck when trying to "wear" a saucepan?

I've always wondered if that's just an urban myth.

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(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21, Reply)

Tigger
The nursery junior goes to put him in a tigger suit once. Alas there are no photos :(

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(The Ginger Penguin is distressingly close to write-up time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:20, Reply)

i once
put my cat in a cute little tshirt for fun... well its kinda on the right theme she is my baby after all
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:18, Reply)

On topic post to kill time
On a car journey into town, many moons ago. I was a precocious 10 year old and my brother a cherubic 6. Suddenly he pipes up.

"Mum, I'm not a virgin!"

"Wha?" she splutters, losing concentration on the road ahead and nearly removing a passing cyclist from his vehicle.

"Because I like eating meat, and don't just eat plants!" he replies, unaware of quite what he said.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Off Topic Porn
So, it was just on the radio that the availability of porn on the internet is making men more picky with who they have sex with.

What do you think? Will internet wankage take over from sleeping with uggos?

Discuss
(oeb, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:18, 6 replies)

Inspired by the Ginger Penguin...
How do the people over on /board put hats on their icons? And how do you reformat/ colour your profile page?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:18, 5 replies)

I can't believe I forgot this
I just realised, I've got three kids, and I've not mentioned them at all yet!
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:17, 3 replies)

Hats
I have been known to put many silly hats on mine, purely for my own amusement.

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(The Ginger Penguin is distressingly close to write-up time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Now lets just stop this
It's getting very silly and we've already upset lol_coxhill to the point where they've been forced to unleash a witty put down on us all.

And gilgamesh appears scary so we should do what they say and stop.

leaving me last of course.
( althegeordie Come and meet DG in London 10th Sept! See Calender, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:17, Reply)

We once
put massive headphones on our tiny baby, just to take silly photos.

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(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:16, 2 replies)

More chance
Of winning the last place - might not have a suitable story for potential first-place-ness

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(The Ginger Penguin is distressingly close to write-up time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:15, Reply)

Childish-ness
Who even started this stupid being last competition?
Surely it's all about being first on the new qotw?
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:14, 3 replies)

my mum
once told me when i was a little girl that i was adopted and she had found me in a basket behind a bush in the back garden when she moved in... i believed her for years.
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:14, Reply)

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Can anyone join this race?
(The Ginger Penguin is distressingly close to write-up time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:12, Reply)

Last?
Does it end at 14:15?
( TY&GN D'you know where I live? No. Well, fuck off then., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:12, Reply)

My eldest
was very upset this morning to discover that the teachers' strike isn't happening in Scotland.

*posts vaguely on topic answer, hoping to be last*
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:12, Reply)

NEVER
never never never
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Last!
Maybe
( le brian n'est pas un fantôme, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Penultimate reply!
I suppose it's in keeping with the question, with the somewhat childish attempts to be last - rediscovering the lack of responsibilities from childhood.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:10, 2 replies)

The Orphange
Don't let your kids watch this.

Especially the bit where the woman discovers a spooky doll, and its the singer out of Keane.
( Dido's salty bacon ears, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:09, 10 replies)

Last weekend I went out to a pub in Manchester..
A friend of mine ordered some fries and they were served in a little galvanized bucket.


Cute or insane....

Chicken in a basket with chips in a bucket...what's the world coming too.
( Big-girl's-blouse wants nice hair., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:09, 1 reply)

kaol it can also be followed by
marrage to a minor
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:07, Reply)

FOR FUCK'S SAKE
this is QOTW, not /talk

USE THE REPLY BUTTONS IF YOU JUST WANT TO CHAT


Hello new people. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

LOLPOLOGIES FOR LENHGTHGH
( Gilgamesh - free the Expo 67, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:07, 9 replies)

@Kaol (it seems that's how it's done here)
Yes, of course, but it's simple enough.
( TY&GN D'you know where I live? No. Well, fuck off then., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Join us
makes me think of cults ...
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:07, Reply)

"Join us"
Is often swiftly followed by painful initiation...
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:06, Reply)

I can be scary
if that's what it takes to win
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:06, Reply)

I know a group of toddlers,
who once found their way from QOTW to /talk, all by themselves!

Imagine that!
(Syncupoof Warning: Author likes to eat shit, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:06, Reply)