SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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A few years agoI lived in a shared house with three gorgeous girls (except Sam, who had the Beadle hand). One of them, a very posh, 'Jolly hockeysticks!' type called Beth informed me that in her previous house she'd been reknowned for sleep walking, naked.
This, I have to admit, I was looking forward to.
Sure enough, a few weeks later she turned up in my room completely starkers.
Though you'd think that if a person knew they were prone to nude sleepwalking, they'd at least trim their pubes.
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Bert Monkeysex Misses his Mrs, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:23,
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