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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This is a QotW answer Not me but
When I was working at my last place a guy came in to pick up his newly castrated dog and uttered the immortal line..."I'm here to get lucky".
(I helped save b3ta! beckyjsbx http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/console_lines.png, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:19, closed)
This is a QotW comment pfffft
Office-lol :(
Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN has cider, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment Nice!
Took me a while though.

*Shakes head*
*brain rattles*
(Boss Keloid is haunted by the wee bulbous tongue on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment heheheh
clicky ;)
(ancrenne pimpin' www.gothcloth.co.uk for a mate, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment Took him even longer
to realise why we were pissing ourselves laughing at him. Felt a bit mean, but he brought it on himself.
(I helped save b3ta! beckyjsbx http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/console_lines.png, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment The question is
*did* he get lucky?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)
This is a QotW comment He sure did
And lucky was very pleased to see him. Tail wagging and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! beckyjsbx http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/console_lines.png, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment hahaha
hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe when life hands you lemons FUCK THE LEMONS & bale, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment The name has to be ironic
for a castrated dog to be called Lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment How many times....
did you get asked about pussy? ;-)
(Bob the Scutter www.askabiologist.org.uk, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment Not as often as you'd think
Mostly old ladies upset as their pussy has gone missing/gotten covered in dirt and one I remember fondly who phoned up saying their pussy had been attacked by a dog and is shaking violently in a corner now.
(I helped save b3ta! beckyjsbx http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/console_lines.png, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:46, closed)

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