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I spend my time looking after b3ta, managing virals, commuting, socialising and trying out fun and dangerous stuff. I maintain several web services, all from my server in beautiful Paris. The data I collect is immense - analysing portions of my database of 12 million monthly hits can be absolutely fascinating.
I will drive miles for a laugh.
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Hello! I'm cr3, and I love you. I help look after b3ta's code in my spare time.
Feeling chatty? Me too! You can get in touch via Gaz, but for a faster response, email is your best bet. Any address at cr3ation.co.uk will get to me.
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will make your life much more interesting
Here I am!
What am I?
I spend my time looking after b3ta, managing virals, commuting, socialising and trying out fun and dangerous stuff. I maintain several web services, all from my server in beautiful Paris. The data I collect is immense - analysing portions of my database of 12 million monthly hits can be absolutely fascinating.
I will drive miles for a laugh.
If at any point you think I am joking about
something, I am probably not.
Zombified by the awesome HappyToast;
Feeling chatty? Me too! You can get in touch via Gaz, but for a faster response, email is your best bet. Any address at cr3ation.co.uk will get to me.
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things i have done.
and could do for you!
Vandalise my profile page
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» Secret Santa
Co-operative Staff Party
Oh, it was rather a good one this year. The theme of the evening was "naughty presents". You see, bar two members of staff, we're all under 25, including the manager, so we can do pretty much what we like regarding the party.
This resulted in a member of staff going home with an inflatable wife bought by the Manager for him, a lesbian being bought a cock ring, and many members of staff sucking on chocolate phalluses by the end of the evening.
I didn't get the memo about the evening's theme, so I got my colleague 4 kilograms of porridge oats.
That was quite a surreal evening, I can assure you.
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 12:56, More)
Co-operative Staff Party
Oh, it was rather a good one this year. The theme of the evening was "naughty presents". You see, bar two members of staff, we're all under 25, including the manager, so we can do pretty much what we like regarding the party.
This resulted in a member of staff going home with an inflatable wife bought by the Manager for him, a lesbian being bought a cock ring, and many members of staff sucking on chocolate phalluses by the end of the evening.
I didn't get the memo about the evening's theme, so I got my colleague 4 kilograms of porridge oats.
That was quite a surreal evening, I can assure you.
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 12:56, More)
» Where is the strangest place you have slept?
I don't think the new Scouts are ever very amused
... when the older Scouts tie their sleeping bags up trees. With them in it. When they're asleep.
It's quite a fine art now, the younger Scout must not wake up or fall out of their sleeping bag.
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 9:03, More)
I don't think the new Scouts are ever very amused
... when the older Scouts tie their sleeping bags up trees. With them in it. When they're asleep.
It's quite a fine art now, the younger Scout must not wake up or fall out of their sleeping bag.
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 9:03, More)