Disasterprone
I never understood any of his novels - didn't stop me enjoying them though.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:58, Reply)

I enjoyed reading WIll Self's
novels. Didn't understand them but lots of new words
( disasterprone is seeking a girlfriend. Any volunteers?, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:56, Reply)

vocabulary
My vocabulary improved no end when I read a big book about a guy called Dick Tionary. Shit story, but loads of new words.
(frankspencer, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:54, Reply)

I second that motion.
It's getting dull as a Welsh Brothel.
(Shazbat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:52, Reply)

i reccomend.......
The finest single malt whiskey, a cigar and a shitload of sudafed:
cures my hayfever and makes me as horny as a priest at choir practice
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:52, Reply)

Please
can we have the next question early?

All this talk of crosswords is making me reach for the whisky and paracetemol.
( disasterprone is seeking a girlfriend. Any volunteers?, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:49, Reply)

almost back on topic
my son was expelled from school at 14 and in the three years since has done very little. He recently did some scheme type thing where they get a load of excluded kids and make them run a project.
After a day one of the other kids came up to him and had a go at him for using "all those big words that we don't understand"
My son said "I am sorry, I don't mean to, it is just my vocabulary". The other kid said "there you go again, what does that mean?"
so..to bring it back on topic
i am a bad parent for teaching my son long words that make him stand out.
(bald old git was bemused and befuddled on, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:41, Reply)

Legless.
What sort of trouble are we talking about here?
(Shazbat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:41, Reply)

Crossword
No, it's only any good if cunnilingus is 1 down.
( K2k6 has much snows, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:39, Reply)

Sad,Sad, Sad...
After reading all of these stories I feel I have to share my tale.

I once asked my mummy for a piggy-back before bed and she wouldn't. I cried.

She's 5 foot tall and 77 and I'm 6 foot and 47.

Bitch.

(Now get the fuck back on topic or there'll be trouble...)
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:38, Reply)

vmos
You dissing my mum?
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:37, Reply)

all the below answers on this page are shit
I blame the parents
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:34, Reply)

10 across this morning...
.. was cunnilingus.
Does that count?
(Shazbat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:34, Reply)

Those handbags
Turquiose is sooooo last season!

Nothing says anhiliation like red.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:34, Reply)

Big-girls-blouse
You have no idea how true that is....
( K2k6 has much snows, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:33, Reply)

k2k6
The times crossword may be good for your vocabulary but it's no good for your sex life.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:33, Reply)

My brain hurts....
..when I watch "Big Brother's little brother".
That Dermot bloke is a fuckin' genius.
He must have a IQ of at least 20.
(Shazbat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:32, Reply)

Me too
But I no a lot ov long words innit.

Comes of having an English degree.
( disasterprone is seeking a girlfriend. Any volunteers?, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:31, Reply)

Handbags
The big one is pooflakes.
I prefer a weapon built for speed.
(Shazbat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:30, Reply)

K2K6
I'm shit with crosswords an' that.
(Shazbat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:29, Reply)

Uh-oh...
I think you guys might need these:


( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:29, Reply)

Vocabulary
I highly recommend doing the Times crossword to improve vocabulary. It did wonders for mine.

My parents are no good with crosswords. I think that's terrible.

(Close enough, seeing as it's still Wednesday, even if that is the new Thursday?)
( K2k6 has much snows, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:28, Reply)

Pooflake
I wasnt aware I was piss taking - I'm sorry you find my extended vocabulary threatening.
It was never my intention to offend, maybe you'd prefer me to assume a more monosyllabic mantle to make you feel more at home?
(Shazbat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:25, Reply)

k2k6
Didn't you know - Wednesday is the new Thursday.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:23, Reply)

Big-girls-blouse
Damn! Trumped. I've only got 2 Sudafed capsules.

The lay observer would be forgiven for thinking it's Thursday around here.
( K2k6 has much snows, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:22, Reply)

k2k6
No! but I am wondering if I can get high on 4 lemsip cold and flu tablets.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:20, Reply)

Caveat?
A word that often crops up on word bingo in my firm.

(And I know what it means)
(Prawn, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:20, Reply)

B-G-B
You've not found a Topic in your desk drawer too have you?
( K2k6 has much snows, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:18, Reply)

Hmmmmm!
Topic - yum
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:14, Reply)

Big-girls-blouse...
Every day's a school day on B3ta.

I'm glad though. It seems worthwhile now, knowing that being on the arse-end of Cap'n Haddocks piss-taking has enriched someone's vocabulary.

Now I feel (slightly) less of a twat-bat.

(What was the subject of this QOTW again?)
( Pooflake likes to put it in cider, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:14, Reply)