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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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Just got myself a Luton Airport Advent Calendar
Every day i open a door, a car park bursts in flames.
(FrenchBoast, Wed 15 Nov 2023, 22:31, 8 replies, latest was 6 months ago)

best one yet

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 16 Nov 2023, 11:07, Reply)

Still doesn't make sense though, the fire didn't start because somebody opened a door.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 16 Nov 2023, 13:21, Reply)

Sounds like you know a bit too much about how the Luton Airport car park fire started

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Nov 2023, 18:33, Reply)

I was in Italy getting married on the date it happened,
so I have lots of witnesses and documentary evidence.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 10:23, Reply)

If you're going to create a fake alibi at least try to make it believable

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 20:18, Reply)

I WAS HAVING A WANK, OK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 22:43, Reply)

I'm so up on the news I didn't even know that there had been a fire at Luton Airport
I thought it was a non-sequiteur
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 16 Nov 2023, 23:14, Reply)

I also had to look it up, which is how I know it wasn't a door

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 10:18, Reply)

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