I found this awesome picture of a twig:
www.morgan.k12.il.us/jvsd117/herget/osage-twig.jpg
( Undulating Tentacles of Love, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, More)

Evening guys
Here is is

twitpic.com/p1kti

I'm gonna be up all night.

Fucking crazy this
( Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:57, More)

I ROTE U A POIM
I know the value of happiness
I know just what a smile's worth
So I hope for ev'rybody's sake
Mum and babe both die in child birth.

I am sickened by you people. This was supposed to be SHOCKING and EDGY not clicked on to the popular page. SHAME ON YOU.
( baldmonkey no longer bearer of the waki crown, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43, More)

You're the most maturest person I know.
Because maturity is a requirement for accidental children.
( Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05, More)

You'll like this. It's about Britain v America.
Houlton, MA. has banned the sale of Fentimans' Lemonade to the kiddies because it may contain upto 0.5% alcohol, making it a HARD LIQUOR. Fentimans have responded in a fine, upstanding fashion:
2.bp.blogspot.com/_QjhMFKRvyqo/SurHuSFgdVI/AAAAAAAACkA/F0OoXA5eJjY/s1600-h/Fent_hoult.jpg
(rnuk -, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:03, More)

i pop mine up in the front room, give it a wipe and let it dry

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:21, More)

she was up on the kitchen counter in a silver number
I slipped two fingers into each slot, and then hesitantly began to gently rub her button.
I was really getting into it and finally pressed her button so hard. It made her so hot, the smell coming from inside her reminded me of breakfast.
I remember her everytime I look at those fingers

I still love you morphy richards
(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:28, More)

Don't worry mate, another bird will come along. She wont be the last.

( HaroldBishop'sLoveChildisacompleteandutterwanker voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:26, More)

Sammi, Sammi
is it troo that when you were born, the midwife punched God?
( Blue Star is a fat ginger., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:09, More)

When you mum opens her legs a velociraptor screams from a distance and a glass roofed jeep drives out.

( Donkey Gums terrorising your buttocks with his monster whopper, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:00, More)

You know how Venkman looks after he's slimed by Slimer the first time?
I reckon that's what every McDonalds chair PickleFairy has ever sat on looks like.
( Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:20, More)

I keep on being told off for twiddling it at work by one of the girls as it makes her feel sick

( Donkey Gums terrorising your buttocks with his monster whopper, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:30, More)

her clunge is gonna look like the title sequence to 2001
darkness and then a huge glowing object emerging over the top.
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, More)

*fingers crossed for you*
I'm assuming he's hoping for a stillborn.
And a car crash on his way to console her.
( baldmonkey no longer bearer of the waki crown, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:57, More)

What's this we find in Piston's sock?
Look close; you'll see it's Piston's cock.
He wanks in it to catch his gravy.
Online he'll claim his sock's a lady.
( baldmonkey no longer bearer of the waki crown, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:30, More)

One vagina does not a hetty make.

( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:24, More)

to be fair dave, hitler fought in a war, wrote a best selling book, took a country that was in taters and built it into a powerhouse of europe, annaxed former german countries and tried to fight the east and the west in one go
you have fuck all you shit cunt, except your mum, who is fit, is she single yet, i'd love to come in her face dave
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:23, More)

you massive penis
hate has driven humans to some of its greatest heights of discovery, art and enlightenment. What did a deep instilled racial hatred acheive? Both world wars, and therefore the jet engine, radio communication, computers and atomic power. What did the peace and love hippy movement achieve? massive pubes and the popularity of Volkswagen campers. Love and serenity can fuck right off.
( Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:18, More)

I think you're a dull, needy wanker. That's what I think of that.

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 18:45, More)

An easy way to check is by mashing the keyboard like this:
SFEJOJKILLwkowwWQKTHEsawwaeWAHOMELESS

if you see anything other than gibberish I would worry
(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:56, More)