Am I the only one that can't abide Sundays?
It feels slow and boring and telly is always shite, except for The Sunday Night Project.

But anyway, how is everyone?
( B.T., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

I'm brilliant, thanks!
Just pampering myself today :D
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Oh aye? How so?

( B.T., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

she gorged her own eyes out.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Standard pampering
hour-long bath, sauna, face-pampering. Then pedicure later.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Ooh, now you see, I could do with a nice long bath with a good book.
I might just do that later...
( B.T., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

water might be better.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

PAPERCUTS IN YOUR GIBLETS!

( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

-_-
( B.T., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

Ooh you work for Sky...
Have they put everyone's prices up Ten pounds or just mine?

I couldn't afford £57 a month so I lowered my package, so I save a tenner, then they put it up a tenner, so now I have less channels for more money!!
( Mstandot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

I work for Sky Talk
But my mum's package went up £10 a month.

Ring them up. Complain. Threaten to leave. It works.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Yep, gonna do that.
I'll try not to swear at them.
( Mstandot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Don't swear. The agents don't like being sworn at
Especially on a Sunday. Just be nice, sound upset.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

I don't like Mondays.

( Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

I think they're okay, you're more active after the weekend and get more shit done.
Tuesdays are awful though. No energy and so far off from the end of the week.

Moot point though, I have no school or work until I start uni in October :D
( B.T., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

i like the idea that Garfield will one day go fucking mental and kill jon and odie and his school
www.poster.net/garfield/garfield-mondays-suck-3701012.jpg
(Boondocks - YEAH! loves going twos up in a two yr old, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Sundays have been boring for as long as I can remember.
*sighs*
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

You sound sad.
Do you want a hug?
( B.T., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

doing maths
and listening to the CDs i got at the car boot. thinking about zomgfood
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

I am off to tescos
does anyone need anything
?
(willenium rememberd what the doormouse said on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

the safe

/old jokes
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

A packet of Tesco Value nipple clamps.

( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

blue or red ones?

(willenium rememberd what the doormouse said on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

Bird shit green.

( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

Did you find the ASDA smart-price larger?

( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

only when brought closer to the eyes.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

pegs?

( moogy boobles Hebbo, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

I need snacky foods
i have a cup of tea but no snacky foods

also i need proper meal foods. I have none of those either.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

So... foods then.

( Maffers thinks Katy Perry should be his., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

pretty much

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

No, for Tescos is for the working class


/Sammi
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

the woodwork class?

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

One would never stoop to such levels...
Not when one can go hunting with daddy's shotgun instead. There is nothing quite like a quick jaunt out on one's horsey, taking in fresh country air and blasting the local wildlife out of existance.
Haw haw!
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

EXCUSEME
It wasn't me who made that comment. I just PREFER waitrose, thankyouverymuch
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

You know what I liked about the waitrose In chelmsford
it closed down after just six months.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

It was the crazy Waitrose till tart that said it
Heh, my memory isn't completely shot to pieces yet.
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

The working class waitrose tart, if nothing else

( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Yes, that's the one.
I wonder what the colour of the sky is in her world?
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

*shrugs*

( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

God knows why, its all the same stuff just in differing packaging

( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

It's more for the meat and stuff
Better quality, and cheaper than 'Tesco Finest chicken rubbed off the arse of the queen'
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

ohhhh you bastard
are you suggesting that there are just a finite number of suppliers of food that *says in shocked manner* just put their own labels on the tins?
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

If you can't tell the difference between Tesco's own mayonnaise
And Waitrose's, then I feel sorry for whatever you've done to your tongue!
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Taste?
nothing to do with taste, I work with the suppliers.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Ha!
Pwned her
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

Yes, but I have working taste buds
And can tell you one is more lemony than the other.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Christ you're a retard.

( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

Go and buy them
The mayo was one of the reasons I got them.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

What would be ironic is if
Waitrose now issued a product recall after their mayonaise getting contaminated with their toilet cleaner. At least it made their mayonaise more palatable.
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Next month's limited edition mayo will have a slight pine tang to it.

( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

Giant Bunny used to work for m&s and its entirely the truth
Waitrose use the same suppliers ase tescos and all of em
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Not for chicken

( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

I remember seeing a programme about how "value"products was just the same quality
as their higher priced counterparts. Until Heinz starts giving away free sluggy-looking whole bean pods* in their baked beans just like Tescos does with their value beans (thank you very much Tesco for your free £5 voucher...pft!), I know which brand I'm going to be buying.

*I assume it was a bean pod that I found but to be honest it looked like something you would expect from a genetic engineering experiement, combining slug DNA with human DNA. I can't look at a can of Value beans without thinking fetuses in tomato sauce.
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

And the sauce is very different
More.. watery.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

No thanks, I just had a leftover enchilada from last night.
Cold, out the fridge. Yum.
( Maffers thinks Katy Perry should be his., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

I read that wrong
and thought you'd been dining on roasted monotreme.
How decadent.
( NobbyNobody is going to heck 'cause he doesn't believe in gosh, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

contents of the til please

( cowjam is an Orwellian dystopia, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

A six pack of ginger beer
a couple of apple turnovers and a straight-jacket for my 3 year old son who insists on liberating our pet rabbits from their hutch.
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

Ohhh Sprinkles..... =((((
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2248463/Moon-mistaken-for-UFO.html
( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

To be fair , it was reported in Wales
/plays dueling banjos.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

boy you sure got a purty mouth

(willenium rememberd what the doormouse said on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

I'm not sure how anything can be said to have been "mistaken" for a UFO,
since the primary criteria is that you don't know what it is.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

You really are such a bundle of laughs:)

( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

Bright lights - check
from space - check
moving about at incredible speed and manned by aliens - oh fuck it you cannot win them all

Now for some close harmony singing.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

a UFO doesn't have to be manned by aliens,
although the moon still might be, for all we know.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

It has to be manned by either OAP aliens or the are all a bunch of Sunday drivers
as they are not moving very fast.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

2,600mph not very fast.

( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

So do you think it's like a roundabout and they can't decide which exit to take so they keep going round?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

no,
I think it's in orbit.
It's actually a service station.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

That would explain the Mars Bar you can see Neil Armstrong eating in the video

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

the movie` aliens ate my butt plug`?

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

not a good service station though
it has no atmosphere.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

not in space terms, thats almost horsebox speed
you will need to get to ludicrous speed before it gets interesting.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

It is in a Ford Escort.

( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

I recone they should change it to "Unidentifiable" flying object.

( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

.... by humans or known science.

( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

FOUHKS
Flying Objects that are Unidentifiable by Humans or Known Science
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Haha, which oddly enough, is what most people would shout out upon seeing one anyway.

( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

whose known science, us or space aliens?

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

that wouldn't include alien spaceships though,
since the aliens would be able to identify it.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

See the above ;)

( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

might be other aliens that they do not know of

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

yeah they could be out for a joy ride in a spaceship
they stole off some different aleins.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

alien gypsies?
come buy my lucky space heather.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

hmm, I wonder if ordinary space aliens still have superstitions.
what would they be?
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

dunno, but I think they wear a inbred southern state farmers foot for luck.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

there's probably a tourist trade in lucky 6th fingers.

( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

thats no finger.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

who said that?

( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

this has inspired me to join the police

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

you know why they wear those tall helmets?
it's so they can fit loads of tin foil in them.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

I thought it was to contain pints of rancid pregnant womens piss.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Tennents Lager?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

Last night I watched something called FurTV at a mates gaff.
Has anyone else seen it, its bloody funny.

Then i got drunk with a Ghurka. He had his big knife and everything.
(Cleisthenes is not really a dogger;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

Did you get to hold his weapon?

( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

Jealous of someone else holding someones chopper?

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

No, its kept in a glass display case behind the bar.
We noticed its not in a locked case, but a hinged one thats within grasp.
There is never any shit in there.
(Cleisthenes is not really a dogger;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

You sure thats Gurka and not Gherkin?

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

I've not seen it, is it bloody funny?

( glued eel, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

bloody funny
www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/shows/furtv/home
(Cleisthenes is not really a dogger;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

That's terribly dull.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

Its not too shabby and I like the south american frog.
muppets,sex and violence...gotta love it.

only downside is that it is on mtv.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

and Mr Thenes link above.

(Cleisthenes is not really a dogger;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Last night I seen Prince Caspian
It was innovative of them to just reuse footage from Lord Of The Rings.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

you can only do so much with ogres.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

True
aside from that, I rather enjoyed it.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

I got drunk with Spaniards.
One of them punched me and now I've got a massive bruised nose. Fortunately, I know where he works, and my mate is his boss, so I'm going to go there and run up a massive tab and not pay for it, so he will. Ha ha ha ha, take that, Johnny Iberian.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

Damn the Dons!

(Cleisthenes is not really a dogger;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

I simply cannot imagine why anyone would want to punch you Russell.

( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Oh, I'm sure YOU could, Mykey
you imagine quite a lot about me, after all.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Not especially

( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

Oh. Well, that's me persuaded.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

that seems a bit mean
can't you just run over him in a car instead?
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

I don't have a car.
Oh, unless Mykey says I do.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

did you have fun at the fentsing?

( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Yeah, it was great.
Far too much running about getting sweaty for my liking, but good fun all the same.
*swishes r for rnuk in your clothes*
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

*swoons*

( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

Actualy, I'm quite interested, I recone it would be a laugh.

( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

It was. We watched a few people swish swords at each other
then we had about five minutes doing each of basic attack, stance, stepping, and that. Good fun.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

Cool =)
I'm looking up Crossbow places in North London.
( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

What dangerous job would you do?
we have a lot of asbestos workers on site at the moment, there's some money to be made there, I can tell you
( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

I'd milk angry bees.

( Aardvark is a born-again Gilgameshian, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

Angry bee milk

erm.. that is all
( Liquid Crystal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

It's got that lovely hint of honey
but only comes in very small quantities.
( Aardvark is a born-again Gilgameshian, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

just like me
err...
( Fox G. Love ...was formerly foxyg, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

It's funny
they have a similar job to mine, but a different risk. We like to scare them.
( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

Who do? Angry bees?
You should start checking the job pages of the paper.
( Aardvark is a born-again Gilgameshian, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

Bee unemployment is rare around these parts

( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

Pffft!
You said 'parts'
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

I NO!
I'm so rude

Morning, how are you this wet day?
I got damp at work, now I have had too much filter coffee and half a pack of cigarettes.
I should eat something
( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

I am meh, frankly.
That's the best I can do. At least the thought of bees licking your balls has cheered me up a bit :o)
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

It reminds me of a Robyn Hitchcock lyric:
In agony of pleasure
I crumble to my knees
I lick your frozen treasure
you cup my furry bees
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

Tee hee!
If we take your post into account, it seems to imply that Hankster employs bees around his parts. Let's speculate on what he gets them to do.
Tee hee!
( Aardvark is a born-again Gilgameshian, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

They sing Bee Gee's songs whilst they lick my balls

( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

Hee hee!
:D
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

Alternatively...
BzZzzzzzzZZZzLolOLolOLOLOLOLolOLolBZzzzzZZLOLolOLOLOLolOL^{lOLOLolOLOLololOL}LOLolOLolOLOLolOLollOLololol^{bZzZZzzzZzzZZz}BZZZz^lOLol_BzzZzzzZZzZZlolOLOLolLololOLOLol
( Obersturmbannfuhrer von Gnome left hand a Bible, right hand an old purple tin, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

Astronaut!
Stunt double!
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

For whom?

(Cleisthenes is not really a dogger;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

The News!

( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

Lion tamer
I have a hat and everything
( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

Shark stacker

( glued eel, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

Rapist decoy.

( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

Eel gluer

( DeliriumSpong has ninja-themed gmail!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

you'd better bring thick gloves and have your estate in order

( glued eel, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

You're already done

( DeliriumSpong has ninja-themed gmail!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

I get coated in sand and it chafes :(

( glued eel, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

I can't think of one.
I'm a wuss.
( Comma, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

I've done one dangerous job
Working with lions and tigers.

I suppose, for the thrills, I'd probably tame bulls.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

Are you Siegfried & Roy?

( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

No?
/doesn't get it
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

Lion tamers who got munched by their pet
www.siegfriedandroy.com/
( DeliriumSpong has ninja-themed gmail!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

I say good
They are wild animals, not theatre props
www.rachellucas.com/siegfried_roy_tiger_1_r.jpg
( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

Aaaah
I worked in a zoo
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

work liv
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

were you the bait?

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

I'd work with teenagers.</