Is it okay
to objectify little back-lit yellow sundresses on nicely-shaped women?

There's only so much capability, here.

That's a tough one.

I like to admire the material.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

Probably.
There's a whole sub-genre of porn about spunking on women's spectacles, so why not?
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)

You could take that to new levels.
Think: Flying above your target, and swooping in for the bombs-away.

*noises*
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)

Been there, done that, worn the flying goggles.
;p
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)

Awesome.

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)

It's just sexy.
I mean sun dresses are, where you can see the woman in them, in profile, but yellow ones are way up-the-chart for some reason?

I don't know why, but it turns my crank.

*gives out man-secrets*
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)

If any of you wenches are stumbling around, wondering about your wardrobe,
go get a cute yellow sun dress?

It's like Kryptonite.

It equates to a 'little black dress'. You can't top it.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:38, archived)

I'll get right on that
after I pay off my medical bills and lose some weight.
( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:40, archived)

Fuck weight!
Sun dresses are nearly weightless.

It's all about YOU! Not disguising shit. It's about being a woman, in a dress, and not being afraid of it. Head up, dear! Walk like you fucking mean it! Confidence in yourself is incredibly sexy!

It's stripper-sexy. Dunno how to inspire that? Have fun with it?
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:57, archived)

I'll keep that in mind.
I need some new clothes.
( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 5:00, archived)

*smooches*
It's truly a weapon of mass distraction.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 5:02, archived)

Rack me up some MAN POINTS.
I got punched in the face tonight. By a drunken spaniard. I'm sporting a bleeding nose and everything. Doesn't hurt. Because I'm ultra manly and dead hard and everything.

Who wants to touch me?
(rnuk - http://www.laonei.com/photos/info.php?infoid=313&u, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)

I don't.
Because you've got DAGO AIDS now.
You shouldn't have tried to rape him rnuky.
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:20, archived)

It was all a terrible misunderstanding.
I asked him, in Spanish, as I had been doing all night, what was going on, and he mumbled something, so I stepped closer, saying 'no entiendo, no puedo oir' and he mumbled again, and I stepped closer, at which point he said something along the lines of 'you fuck with me, I fuck with you', and lunged at my face. Had I not been wearing my glasses, I'd probably have escaped with a bruise, rather than a cut, but ah well.

Fortunately, he works in the bar that my friend is manager of (friend was also out tonight), so next week will see this:
"Hola, Enrique. A beer please"
"There you go, £2.80 please"
"Oh no. No no no no. You're getting this one, you cunt"

ad finitum
(rnuk - http://www.laonei.com/photos/info.php?infoid=313&u, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:25, archived)

Haha, punched by a drunk.
You have shit reflexes, and are not a man.
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

To be fair, he was stood behind me,
my head was down, and the first thing he did was pull my hair. You know, like a girl.
(rnuk - http://www.laonei.com/photos/info.php?infoid=313&u, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:26, archived)

Maybe, he tugged your hair, thinking you were a GIRL
but was so outraged by your face, that the consequences were inevitable?

It's possible.
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)

*tends to your wounds*

( LimeyTreat - if she wasn't real you'd make her up, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)

 
 
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

i26.tinypic.com/2h34q9w.gif
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

That was quick

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

thats what she said


/coat
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

That's why she left

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

i12.tinypic.com/6gybv4p.gif
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)

Hahaha

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

i16.tinypic.com/4z03hbr.gif
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

DONKEY WANK

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

You can hear the "EEEE AWWWW EEEEE AAWWW" even though there is no sound.

( Noit Why is the racism?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

i32.tinypic.com/nyedd0.gif
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

BABABOOEY!

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/LouPickney/baba_want_banana.gif
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:49, archived)

The noise all the people in the world that loved you would make if they all shouted at once?

( Noit Why is the racism?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

Do you really want me to pay attention to you?
If you want, I can do.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

No, I want you to pay attention to yourself.
Do you even consider you're talking to an actual person?

/edit: he said nothing, but you immediately went 'asshole'. READ IT, BITCH! No fun, nothing silly, nothing enjoyable for anyone. You just turned into an asshole for no reason. I hope you enjoyed it because the rest of us had to put up with it.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

I once modified an AI IRC bot, and made it a bit too convincing.
It worked so well because it made mistakes and typos, and sometimes corrected itself.

I burned it.
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)

Haha!
You ass!
I'm snickering. That's wrong!
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:56, archived)

The things people will say in confidence to an IRC bot are very revealing ;-)

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:57, archived)

I can imagine.

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)

I WAS ONLY JOKING! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF IT!
'Ning Mr Trouser sir!
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)

Hello stuj

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

No, all pay attention to me.
Then, when everyone is looking my way, I will say "Oh look! It's JMG! LOOK!", and the world will be happy.
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

My cat just threw up a hairball.
Thoughts?
(Avacado Platypus yelled at the goddamn kids to get off her lawn at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

I'm thinking, FUCK OFF.


Evening all.
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

GET IN!

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

JMG FTW

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

DAVE,
HELLO.
( Esme Weatherwax is a terrorist, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

HELLO ESME
/ac laziness
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

PHWOAR!
I'm going to bed. 'Night all.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

wank into it

the hairball, not the cat
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

Clean it the fuck up?

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

learn to love the feeling of stepping in them.
and if you successfully do that, teach me how.
( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

This.

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

First step in a puddle of lye.
Then step in the hairball. It will be delightful by comparison.
(Avacado Platypus yelled at the goddamn kids to get off her lawn at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Eat it!

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

My penis is probably bigger than yours.

( Noit Why is the racism?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

I wish it was big enough
to knock you out with erections.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

How do you know it's not?
/ac
( Noit Why is the racism?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

You need to groom your cat more.
Or, leave it it to fulfil it's natural desires.
( Esme Weatherwax is a terrorist, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

What food would you most like to have sex with?
Sometimes you find yourself wandering around sainsburies, you see something like some liver on the meat counter and you just think about flopping it out and having a go.

what food product is sexiest?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

I can only imagine this would be b3ta's biggest thread at roughly 11am on a weekday.
It's wasted, here.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

ditto,

no doubt one of us will steal his idea and do it on monday
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

It'll end up with somebody taking the internet too seriously, and telling everybody that I am bald, three threads later.

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

i'll get slagged off for being a ginger shortly after

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)

THIS is NEWS.

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

what that i'm a ginger?

;)
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

Oh yes!
i14.tinypic.com/6bdtgxs.gif
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

pffffttt

that shouldnt amuse someone as sober as i am, but it does
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)

That's Bababooey.
He rules us all.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

hhhmmmmm

this is news, i thought Scientology was our leader?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

Under the mask. He's Tom Cruise's kid.
The one nobody hears about anymore.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

i thought tom cruise had him killed

because he was taller than his father?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

I'm told apple pie is the thing to use these days

( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

Women of course.

( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

Tesco Value Fruit Yogurt
Because the pots are such an awkward shape that if you can get all of it out using just your tongue, you will be a trained cunnilingus CHAMPION!
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

Loads of ideas
Here. I'm not really sure that I'd want to try any of them, though the bloke does display a great level of enthusiasm for the topic.

NSFW.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

pfft, a squid.

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

wasn't there a guy who get sent to jail for having squid porn on his laptop or something?

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

Sort of
He was convicted of downloading kiddy porn amongst all the octopus and squid stuff.

Story.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

that was it

went looking for it on bbc and failed, can't think why
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

fuck
that is fantastic
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

Haha!
That's great.

*gets ideas*
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

Maybe a grapefruit?
Obviously a cucumber.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
You know how foxes can scream that really high-pitched, human-sounding scream? We get loads around here because I'm right next to some massive playing fields. I've just been reading through the answers to this week's ghosty QOTW and got up to close my curtains, and just as I looked out of the window there was this almighty inhuman shriek that nearly made me scream like a little girl. I now hate foxes, and feel like a right wuss as well.

Ever spotted a ghost in a mirror and then realised it's your reflection? What was the last trick your imagination played on you?
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

a few strange things have happened
Like the bath filling up to the brim with water. light bulb being unscrewed. footsteps (although it could be next door)
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

i29.tinypic.com/15ojy8j.gif
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

morning, JMG
what brings you to the internet at this late hour?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

:(
www.b3ta.com/talk/5148601
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

mmm, bad luck :(
Mind you, gnome makes a good point, and the world did get to see you topless, which has made the world that little bit better.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

Baba Booey!!!

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

i32.tinypic.com/2zrq55i.gif
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

A few minutes ago
While checking the progress of the defrag program I was convinced I saw a file flash past with the name "pubporn." I thought, "What the fuck is that?" A search of the hard drives revealed no files with that name.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

What would that be?
Two fat blokes pushing peanuts up each other?
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

Keep...
Going...
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

I would imagine something along the lines of 2 men 1 pint glass

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

sliding your arsehole over the lager taps?

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

then reaching behind you, flicking the taps open
and giving yourself a beery enema?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

Fuck knows
That's why I searched for it. I assumed it was an email attachment which would probably been sent by a particular friend who sends me all sorts of stuff I don't really want to see.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

Search does not automatically include all the locations on your hard drive(s).
Defrag does though.
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

I used advanced options
Searched everything that I could look through.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

It may be within a system restore point.
Unless you "took ownership" of them manually, then search will likely ignore them.
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

I wiped them all off earlier.

( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

In that case, THE BOOGEY MAN is in your PC
and you are about to die!
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

Or I simply misread the filename
Which I consider to be much more likely.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

BOOGEY WOOGEY!

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

There is other stuff on there
That has me thinking, "What the fuck is that doing there?" Can't be bothered investigating tonight but I'll be going through the contents of my hard drive quite carefully tomorrow. Seems there is a load of stuff I can happily get shot of.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

Yeah, like those photos of your victims...

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)

Ha
I'm not that stupid.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:51, archived)

But stupid enough to implicate yourself with that reply...
muhahahahah ;-p
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:55, archived)

Doesn't count as a confession
Not that an unsubstantiated confession is solely admissible anyway.

In other news my internal HD has just finished defragging and the external one has started. So, in other words, the thing that I was waiting up for has happened albeit about three hours later than I expected. Bye.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:58, archived)

BYE BYE GNOME

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:59, archived)

I swore blind I saw a mate of mine walking in the road the other day.
and remember waving at him as I drove past.

thing is, he died 3 months ago, and it was only a few hours after that I remembered.
( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

My Dad waking me up this evening
Yes, I know, it's another 'my dad' post.

But it startled the piss out of me, and I flipped over and went to the wall with fists clenched and eyes narrowed at his.

He's military, so he should know better. It's a good way to get punched up the kisser!
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

Don't tase me bro!
Don't tase me

Owww owww owwwww
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

Do you get out of bed into a vast hole?

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)

I couldn't sleep

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

dont talk about his mother like that

( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

just as we thought you couldn't get any shitter
it became as though you were shitter than a gay whorehouse's toilet seats.
( moohalaa is rockin' the suburbs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)

oh FUCK
MOO WHY DO YOU LEAVE YOURSELF LOGGED IN YOU CUNT
/hexachordal
( moohalaa is rockin' the suburbs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

Hello hexy.
Have you sent out my CD yet?
( Spider Riviera is more honest than most politicians, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)

yeah, a couple of days ago

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

Glee!
*Bounces*

:-D
( Spider Riviera is more honest than most politicians, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

:D
It should be arriving any day soon!
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

He's a poofter.
They're not good with tools.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)

Silly Syncy.
Gayers LOVE the tool!
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

So that you can bum his profile to death of course.

( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)

which i have done.

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

Pfft. Evil Hexy.
*Approves*
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

And with that done, I'd better say goodnight,
since I've had busy days, what with seeing supermatt and kersal yesterday, moo and tom o'bedlam today, and I've got cr3 and damion and that lot coming over tomorrow for a nice sit in the sun, which should be lovely, an-- oh god. I've just realised I've spent the last three days solely in the company of b3tans.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)

Heh!
G'night then chap.
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

Tell me you have been out and just got back in
You haven't been sat playing WoW all night have you?
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

Sorry, that was me posting on moo's account
because he's here staying the night, bless 'im.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

I worked that out eventually
It did make me wonder at first.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

*tases repeatedly*
*laughs*
( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

Cornflakes or Sugar Puffs
YOU just decide.
( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

your mum's vadge

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

So "both", then.

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

absolutely

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

bacon

( Hedonist ding DONG, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

^ULTIMATE WIN!

( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

Bacon is like Jesus.

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

no, it's definitely real.

( scott,, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

Jesus was probably a real guy
and I'll bet if you fried him up, he'd taste like bacon.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

he wasn't left to hang for long enough
probably more like pork chops
( scott,, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

Good point.

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

spam apparently
fry spam at easter. That's my advice
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

It's just a shout-out to my peeps.
*ducks*
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

Pink, streaky and generally considered a bad thing for the Jewish people?

( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

haha

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

Hahaha!

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

Cornflakes for me, with no sugar
Sugar Puffs are too sweet.
( Lord Gnome The Bible- tl:dr, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

I'm presently having a nighttime bowl
of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, because they're fucking delicious
( Mushroom, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)