Us inside-M25'ers just play top-trumps with metrosexual icons, like ipods, mobiles, louis vuitton cases, £6+ fags...etc.
It generaly goes like this.
"Oi, you, are you lookin' at me pint?"
"Yes sir, I am, and I'm looking at it funnly".
"I shall 'ave you, you cunt."
"I should warn you good sir, I have a Prada Phone, my shoes were brought in harrods, and I had lunch in the world's only unknown 3 michillin star resturant."
"You fuckin' mug, ** Gets out the Sony Erricson X1 with dimond encrusted logo ** "
"Sir, I warn you, you won't win this fight."
"** Gets out buisness card **, It's bone-white with raised Helvetica 12 point title."
"Fair play mate, sorry, won't happen again."
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)