You could have stuck it up your chuff and pretended it was syncubus' slimy stinking cock.
It was solid.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

You need more fibre in your diet.
Get the wog to cook you proper food and stuff.
( Noble Savage (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

I thought solid shits were a good thing?
I hate dribbly ones.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Fuck, no.
They need to break up when they hit the water.
( Noble Savage (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

Why do they?
Were poos designed to be put into toilets?
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

That's the consistency they must be.
Were you born stupid or is it Esme rubbing off on you?
( Noble Savage (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

Where is your proof that a poo should break up when it hits the water?
Who made you the poo doctor?
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

Fine. Get Bowel cancer. See if I care.

( Noble Savage (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

Solid? How does this make it resemble Syncy's cock?

( Amorous Badger is a funky monster, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

After he's popped a few viagra and put on the blinkers that hide the webcam from his sight
he couldn't be more turgid.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

:(((((((((

( Amorous Badger is a funky monster, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)