Alright, then, enough trolling from me.
I've been here all day. Shit what a waste of time.

What hobbies have you got that you've been neglecting because of the internet?
( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

Womanizing.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( mike woz ere punched baby P in the face, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

srsly gud 1

( mike woz ere punched baby P in the face, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

I've never understood what womanising is, and how come there isn't a manising?

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

I think it's when you ALMOST sleep with someone.
Isn't it rnuk?
( mike woz ere punched baby P in the face, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

There's being a filthy slut.

( Neptune I grew up in Coventry. I like Coventry., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

Why were you sat next to neil morrisey?
Did you go for your posh meal?
( rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

Raping old ladies
Now fuck off
( Hankster, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

ear fingering.

( MrA, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

Gross. I use a match.
Then I light the match afterwards. LOL

STOP IT BOU!
( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

you can finger mine if you like

( spacefish i'm the one your stylist warned you about, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

TFT tan

(.rigby ., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

Don't understand?

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

i don't expect you to
but great trolling
(.rigby ., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

I've only been able to do them,
because of the internet.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

You have no internet-less hobbies?
My girl.
( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

Not hobbies that are on the internet,
but ones that I wouldn't have been able to do without buying stuff over it, reading stuff on it, and making contacts on it.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

South African fiddling

( Bobson Chimpworth can't wait to celebrate the birth of baby cheeses, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

Naughty

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

my casserole

( SickRik TA -TA - TANGERINE, READER OF NUTS MAGAZINE, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

Your what 'ole?

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

I did this
SCOTCHLAND
( Captn Hood-Butter NEW DETAILS: http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/17229, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

Er?

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

i like the fact that you got the unit of proof correct

( spacefish i'm the one your stylist warned you about, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Glasgow South is the posh part, though

( Kersal Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

Cake making
And pub going
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

I need to go to a pub soon.

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

I just got back from my hobby, so I don't think I count :D
I've been location scouting for a photo setup. Which basically means pootling around the countryside in my car taking hundreds of low-res shots to find a location to take my kitbag to and do some pretty shots when the sun goes down later.
( cr3 takk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

Sounds gurrrrrd

( Bobson Chimpworth can't wait to celebrate the birth of baby cheeses, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

That sounds lovely.

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

It's difficult though
since most of the hookers won't even appear for a while
( elusive meh, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

Urgh, you kid, but I've been stopped by the police 4 times now because they presume I'm dogging
I stay away from Brighton's countryside now and go a bit east. Fewer doggers.
( cr3 takk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

DISGUSTING!

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

Oh come now, I can see the fun in it
You just need a very open-minded partner.
My front seats recline fully backwards. I love my car. It's very... er, practical.
( cr3 takk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

I think it's a bit gross to be honest. Fucking in public in the dark like ashamed animals.
GROSS
( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

You're very uptight and conservative, aren't you?

( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag look up there - that's the sky!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

pffft
*makes notes*
( elusive meh, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

Shitting in envelopes and posting them to minor celebrities.
I did leave a Monster That Wouldn't Flush in Birmingham Airport earlier on today though, so if anyone is in Birmingham you can go and claim it if you like.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

I fucking love those.

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

You could have stuck it up your chuff and pretended it was syncubus' slimy stinking cock.
It was solid.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

You need more fibre in your diet.
Get the wog to cook you proper food and stuff.
( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

I thought solid shits were a good thing?
I hate dribbly ones.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Fuck, no.
They need to break up when they hit the water.
( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

Why do they?
Were poos designed to be put into toilets?
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

That's the consistency they must be.
Were you born stupid or is it Esme rubbing off on you?
( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

Where is your proof that a poo should break up when it hits the water?
Who made you the poo doctor?
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

Fine. Get Bowel cancer. See if I care.

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

Solid? How does this make it resemble Syncy's cock?

( Amorous Badger SAY NO TO FOOD THREAD CULTURE(see profile), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

After he's popped a few viagra and put on the blinkers that hide the webcam from his sight
he couldn't be more turgid.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

:(((((((((

( Amorous Badger SAY NO TO FOOD THREAD CULTURE(see profile), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you the Banana Splits show
( broadsword is not going to bang on about being in Spain, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

Old

( Hankster, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

Oh dear.
Are you alright?
( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

Shove your "banana splits" RIGHT up your cock.

( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

i''m not sure i remember what i did before the internet

( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

This is my point. It is NOT A GOOD THING.

( Boudicca (B3tan down), Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

I was fat and unpopular.
The internet has vastly improved my quality of life.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

i was thin and unpopular.
in most ways, this has not changed.
( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

Absolutley none.
In fact the internet & my laptop are infuriating me & I've only been properly using them again for a day.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe someone like you & all you know & how you speak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)