I really wish I knew what all this Hair Park bollocks is about

( Grrrmachine my life for ire!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

it's like thorpe park
we're going to hair park
all the kids are smiling
we're going to have a lark
we're going to get a styling

all the men come back to life
they'll threaten you with their knife
bring the gran, it's two for one
( spacefish i'm the one your stylist warned you about, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)