I read that as "he shows me his willy on webcam and I frot my desiccated vagina while he says rude things about kaffirs"

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)

you cunt, you made me spill my tea laughign

( moohalaa, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

It's funny because it's true.

( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag BLAM!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

You're just yuck.
You're a misery. You make me feel sorry for you, and I hate feeling that. Bugger off.
( Noble Savage (B3tan down), Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

I think we all need to calm down and have a nice cup of tea,
relax, turn on our webcams and start touching ourselves
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

y'know, you could just click ignore on me
that would make you less inclined to spack at me
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Good idea.
*does*
( Noble Savage (B3tan down), Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

I never felt a thing!

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)