What would be ironic is if
Waitrose now issued a product recall after their mayonaise getting contaminated with their toilet cleaner. At least it made their mayonaise more palatable.
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Next month's limited edition mayo will have a slight pine tang to it.

( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)