If you can't tell the difference between Tesco's own mayonnaise
And Waitrose's, then I feel sorry for whatever you've done to your tongue!
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Taste?
nothing to do with taste, I work with the suppliers.
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Ha!
Pwned her
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

Yes, but I have working taste buds
And can tell you one is more lemony than the other.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Christ you're a retard.

( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

Go and buy them
The mayo was one of the reasons I got them.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

What would be ironic is if
Waitrose now issued a product recall after their mayonaise getting contaminated with their toilet cleaner. At least it made their mayonaise more palatable.
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Next month's limited edition mayo will have a slight pine tang to it.

( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)