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Ohhh Sprinkles..... =((((
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2248463/Moon-mistaken-for-UFO.html
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
To be fair , it was reported in Wales
/plays dueling banjos.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
boy you sure got a purty mouth

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
I'm not sure how anything can be said to have been "mistaken" for a UFO,
since the primary criteria is that you don't know what it is.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
You really are such a bundle of laughs:)

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
Bright lights - check
from space - check
moving about at incredible speed and manned by aliens - oh fuck it you cannot win them all

Now for some close harmony singing.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
a UFO doesn't have to be manned by aliens,
although the moon still might be, for all we know.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
It has to be manned by either OAP aliens or the are all a bunch of Sunday drivers
as they are not moving very fast.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
2,600mph not very fast.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
So do you think it's like a roundabout and they can't decide which exit to take so they keep going round?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
no,
I think it's in orbit.
It's actually a service station.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
That would explain the Mars Bar you can see Neil Armstrong eating in the video

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
the movie` aliens ate my butt plug`?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
not a good service station though
it has no atmosphere.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
not in space terms, thats almost horsebox speed
you will need to get to ludicrous speed before it gets interesting.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
It is in a Ford Escort.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
I recone they should change it to "Unidentifiable" flying object.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
.... by humans or known science.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
FOUHKS
Flying Objects that are Unidentifiable by Humans or Known Science
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
Haha, which oddly enough, is what most people would shout out upon seeing one anyway.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
whose known science, us or space aliens?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
that wouldn't include alien spaceships though,
since the aliens would be able to identify it.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
See the above ;)

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
might be other aliens that they do not know of

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
yeah they could be out for a joy ride in a spaceship
they stole off some different aleins.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
alien gypsies?
come buy my lucky space heather.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
hmm, I wonder if ordinary space aliens still have superstitions.
what would they be?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
dunno, but I think they wear a inbred southern state farmers foot for luck.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
there's probably a tourist trade in lucky 6th fingers.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
thats no finger.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
who said that?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
this has inspired me to join the police

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
you know why they wear those tall helmets?
it's so they can fit loads of tin foil in them.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
I thought it was to contain pints of rancid pregnant womens piss.

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
Tennents Lager?

(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)