Haha, punched by a drunk.
You have shit reflexes, and are not a man.
(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

To be fair, he was stood behind me,
my head was down, and the first thing he did was pull my hair. You know, like a girl.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:26, archived)

Maybe, he tugged your hair, thinking you were a GIRL
but was so outraged by your face, that the consequences were inevitable?

It's possible.
(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)