I don't.
Because you've got DAGO AIDS now.
You shouldn't have tried to rape him rnuky.
( stuj COME BACK GILGAMESH YOU STUPID HAT!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:20, archived)

It was all a terrible misunderstanding.
I asked him, in Spanish, as I had been doing all night, what was going on, and he mumbled something, so I stepped closer, saying 'no entiendo, no puedo oir' and he mumbled again, and I stepped closer, at which point he said something along the lines of 'you fuck with me, I fuck with you', and lunged at my face. Had I not been wearing my glasses, I'd probably have escaped with a bruise, rather than a cut, but ah well.

Fortunately, he works in the bar that my friend is manager of (friend was also out tonight), so next week will see this:
"Hola, Enrique. A beer please"
"There you go, £2.80 please"
"Oh no. No no no no. You're getting this one, you cunt"

ad finitum
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:25, archived)