Rack me up some MAN POINTS.I got punched in the face tonight. By a drunken spaniard. I'm sporting a bleeding nose and everything. Doesn't hurt. Because I'm ultra manly and dead hard and everything.
Who wants to touch me?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)
I don't.Because you've got DAGO AIDS now.
You shouldn't have tried to rape him rnuky.
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stuj COME BACK GILGAMESH YOU STUPID HAT!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:20,
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It was all a terrible misunderstanding.I asked him, in Spanish, as I had been doing all night, what was going on, and he mumbled something, so I stepped closer, saying 'no entiendo, no puedo oir' and he mumbled again, and I stepped closer, at which point he said something along the lines of 'you fuck with me, I fuck with you', and lunged at my face. Had I not been wearing my glasses, I'd probably have escaped with a bruise, rather than a cut, but ah well.
Fortunately, he works in the bar that my friend is manager of (friend was also out tonight), so next week will see this:
"Hola, Enrique. A beer please"
"There you go, £2.80 please"
"Oh no. No no no no. You're getting this one, you cunt"
ad finitum
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:25, archived)
Haha, punched by a drunk.You have shit reflexes, and are not a man.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)
To be fair, he was stood behind me,my head was down, and the first thing he did was pull my hair. You know, like a girl.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:26, archived)
Maybe, he tugged your hair, thinking you were a GIRLbut was so outraged by your face, that the consequences were inevitable?
It's possible.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)
*tends to your wounds*(
LimeyTreat - if she wasn't real you'd make her up, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:41,
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