( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

Do you really want me to pay attention to you?
If you want, I can do.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

No, I want you to pay attention to yourself.
Do you even consider you're talking to an actual person?

/edit: he said nothing, but you immediately went 'asshole'. READ IT, BITCH! No fun, nothing silly, nothing enjoyable for anyone. You just turned into an asshole for no reason. I hope you enjoyed it because the rest of us had to put up with it.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

I once modified an AI IRC bot, and made it a bit too convincing.
It worked so well because it made mistakes and typos, and sometimes corrected itself.

I burned it.
(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)

Haha!
You ass!
I'm snickering. That's wrong!
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:56, archived)

The things people will say in confidence to an IRC bot are very revealing ;-)

(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:57, archived)

I can imagine.

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)

I WAS ONLY JOKING! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF IT!
'Ning Mr Trouser sir!
( stuj COME BACK GILGAMESH YOU STUPID HAT!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)

Hello stuj

(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

No, all pay attention to me.
Then, when everyone is looking my way, I will say "Oh look! It's JMG! LOOK!", and the world will be happy.
(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)