My cat just threw up a hairball.
Thoughts?
(Avacado Platypus yelled at the goddamn kids to get off her lawn at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

I'm thinking, FUCK OFF.


Evening all.
(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

GET IN!

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

JMG FTW

(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

DAVE,
HELLO.
( Esme Weatherwax The Mad Old Cat Lady 2008, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

HELLO ESME
/ac laziness
(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

PHWOAR!
I'm going to bed. 'Night all.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

wank into it

the hairball, not the cat
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

Clean it the fuck up?

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

learn to love the feeling of stepping in them.
and if you successfully do that, teach me how.
( Shiksa asshole with an Uzi, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

This.

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

First step in a puddle of lye.
Then step in the hairball. It will be delightful by comparison.
(Avacado Platypus yelled at the goddamn kids to get off her lawn at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Eat it!

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

My penis is probably bigger than yours.

( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

I wish it was big enough
to knock you out with erections.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

How do you know it's not?
/ac
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

You need to groom your cat more.
Or, leave it it to fulfil it's natural desires.
( Esme Weatherwax The Mad Old Cat Lady 2008, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)