Loads of ideas
Here. I'm not really sure that I'd want to try any of them, though the bloke does display a great level of enthusiasm for the topic.

NSFW.
( Obersturmbannfuhrer von Gnome left hand a Bible, right hand an old purple tin, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

pfft, a squid.

(Dave Trouser http://www.bucketofbad.co.uk/ - DJ for free, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

wasn't there a guy who get sent to jail for having squid porn on his laptop or something?

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

Sort of
He was convicted of downloading kiddy porn amongst all the octopus and squid stuff.

Story.
( Obersturmbannfuhrer von Gnome left hand a Bible, right hand an old purple tin, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

that was it

went looking for it on bbc and failed, can't think why
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

fuck
that is fantastic
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

Haha!
That's great.

*gets ideas*
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)