What food would you most like to have sex with?
Sometimes you find yourself wandering around sainsburies, you see something like some liver on the meat counter and you just think about flopping it out and having a go.

what food product is sexiest?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

I can only imagine this would be b3ta's biggest thread at roughly 11am on a weekday.
It's wasted, here.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

ditto,

no doubt one of us will steal his idea and do it on monday
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

It'll end up with somebody taking the internet too seriously, and telling everybody that I am bald, three threads later.

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

i'll get slagged off for being a ginger shortly after

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)

THIS is NEWS.

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

what that i'm a ginger?

;)
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

Oh yes!
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( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

pffffttt

that shouldnt amuse someone as sober as i am, but it does
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)

That's Bababooey.
He rules us all.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

hhhmmmmm

this is news, i thought Scientology was our leader?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

Under the mask. He's Tom Cruise's kid.
The one nobody hears about anymore.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

i thought tom cruise had him killed

because he was taller than his father?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

I'm told apple pie is the thing to use these days

( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

Women of course.

( stuj COME BACK GILGAMESH YOU STUPID HAT!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

Tesco Value Fruit Yogurt
Because the pots are such an awkward shape that if you can get all of it out using just your tongue, you will be a trained cunnilingus CHAMPION!
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

Loads of ideas
Here. I'm not really sure that I'd want to try any of them, though the bloke does display a great level of enthusiasm for the topic.

NSFW.
( Lord Gnome ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

pfft, a squid.

(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

wasn't there a guy who get sent to jail for having squid porn on his laptop or something?

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

Sort of
He was convicted of downloading kiddy porn amongst all the octopus and squid stuff.

Story.
( Lord Gnome ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

that was it

went looking for it on bbc and failed, can't think why
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

fuck
that is fantastic
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

Haha!
That's great.

*gets ideas*
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

Maybe a grapefruit?
Obviously a cucumber.
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)