Un bagno al giorno toglie il medico di torno.
Means a bath a day keeps the doctor away and is the line of a big advertising campaign here at the moment. Italians aren't particularly smelly in my experience on buses and the like though.

Say what you like I can't think of a question.
( LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

Is it "Blue Moon" Roy?

( Lord Gnome sagt, "Die Fahne hoch!", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

I'm drunk

(bogus official Stop being shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

I'm Boutros Boutros Gali

(you needs a job. Will work for money., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

No I'm Boutros Boutros Gali
and so is my wife
( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

eff eff eff

(bogus official Stop being shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

Burnley, goddamn it.
*does not live in Burnley, just to clarify*
( Little Chey! lyk omg, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

CUNTS

(bogus official Stop being shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

WELL WHERE DO YOU LIVE THEN.

( Little Chey! lyk omg, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

Semi rural Skipton

(bogus official Stop being shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

The only good thing about Skipton is its swimming baths and the castle.

( Little Chey! lyk omg, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

And me
I'm in the pool three times a week
(bogus official Stop being shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

Yes but you are old :(

( Little Chey! lyk omg, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

And SEXEH

(bogus official Stop being shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

those are two things

( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

Pfft

(bogus official Stop being shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

They are.
I think I may be a bit tired.
( Little Chey! lyk omg, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

London

( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

Speak English Or Die.

( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

Jap hardcore FTW

(bogus official Stop being shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

S.O.D?

( Lord Gnome sagt, "Die Fahne hoch!", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

*Awards Gold Star*
Yup.
:D
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

HUZZAH!
the world needs more stormtroopers
(you needs a job. Will work for money., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

they teach that at medical school
baths and apples are the natural enemies of doctors
( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

DOCTOR WHO IS A HAMSTER

( Sibod points and laughs at you, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

hold on,
are you in Italy?
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

She's got nice baps too.

( Sibod points and laughs at you, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

is it?

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

I think they are called panini there.

( Lord Gnome sagt, "Die Fahne hoch!", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

My visits to Starbucks
will never bee the same again.
( Sibod points and laughs at you, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

This is still funny. I can't believe it.

( LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

what just happened?
are you really in italy?
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

What about Sticky Botty Spunky Crumble?
/ac
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

I don't want
to keep the Doctor away ever. Especially now there are 2 in existence. I can put them to good use.
( moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)