real men don't use lube

( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)

real men dont fuck dead badgers
but when civilisation is coming to an end, needs must.
( MrA, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

EPIC BURRRRN!

( Dave! The retard formally known as b3tard, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

POETRY!

( Sibod points and laughs at you, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

And they prefer a swede

( Kersal Missive and the Campaign Against Tedious Snobs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)