iphone, lube, a beetroot and a fresh pair of pants.

( MrA, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

real men don't use lube

( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)

real men dont fuck dead badgers
but when civilisation is coming to an end, needs must.
( MrA, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

EPIC BURRRRN!

( Dave! The retard formally known as b3tard, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

POETRY!

( Sibod points and laughs at you, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

And they prefer a swede

( Kersal Missive officially finished with postgraduate education, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

is that how you see it?

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

well,
the first is so I can contact people if I need to and listen to music. Every colapse of civillisation needs a decent soundtrack.

The lube will help me love as many women as possible. Especially the infected or zombies, who I expect to be rather dry.

The beetroot is a talking point to get these zombie women in the mood.

and the pair of pants is to wear.... as I expect to shit myself at some point.
( MrA, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)