Why don't you just go outside and politely ask him not to?

(well, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

Beause that'd be far too easy
I'd rather hide behind my curtains grumbing.
( Sibod is now a dad. ARRG!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

whilst having a quiet wank.

( Sibod is now a dad. ARRG!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)