They are from Burnley.
No one is going to own up to that.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

It is worse than Keighley

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

Worse than Todmorden?

( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

I like Tod!

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Nothing wrong with Tod!

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

I've never been there when it's sunny
so it always seems miserable and dark. Bottom of the valley, innit?
( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Aye, much the same as Hebdins.

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Hebdins is far too hilly for it's own good.
We walked from the Fox and Goose at the bottom of Heptonstall Road to Castle Druid last weekend.

Not fun :(
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Walking to Castle Druid is never fun.
Especially drunk.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Well, I say walk, some parts of it were more like climbing!

( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

But...but....the Taxis are about £2.50!

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

I have no idea why we didn't bother with a taxi.
Cracking pub mind. A proper lock in and permission to smoke in the pub when locked in, as it was a 'private party' :)
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

Ooh get you!

( Sibod is now a dad. ARRG!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Well see, this makes me cry missing out on the fun.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

Me too, so it's a good job that they all missed me.
On that note however, I arm orf to bed. Busy, busy, busy tomorrow.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

Nah, just on the wrong side of the hills.
The sun sets at 2pm in summer
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

Worse than Dewsbury?

(well, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

Don't be mean

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

Nothing is worse than Dewsbury.

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

Leaving aside the fact that it's obvious you have never been to Erith,
What about Accrington?
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

I don't go Sarf of the River.
Me mums from Accrington.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Fair enough
Perhaps you see something in the place that I didn't. Admittedly I have only been there once and that was on a cold autumn day when it was pissing down.
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

*Jumps in with a Southern*
Basingstoke
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Nobody cares about down south.

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

*Stabs you with all the knives in London*

( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

Watch it, you

( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

Argh
I've found one.

Burn her quick.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

*runs away again*
I'm getting tired of running, all my blubber is wobbling :(((((
( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Well on that note
I'm off to bed. I won't get a sexier image in my mind at this time of night.

G'night /Talk
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Night!
*heaves her sweaty belly back inside her straining grubby leggings*
( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

Night.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

God. That place is a soulless, joyless boil on the arse of England.

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

The funniest thing I ever came across back when I did the whole forensics thing, was a guy who'd been caught raping a dog.
In the cell, he was wearing a corset, womens tights, a builders shiney jacket and builders boots. Nothing else. You'll never guess which part of Lancashire that happened?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Oh dear
There was a vicar caught by the river at Saltaire in a similarly compromising position
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

ahem
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

HA HA HA
I remember this from our training. They said we would see odd things, they weren't lying
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

BARKING
rofl
( Rathen, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

i'm pretty sure barking is near london though

( Rathen, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

They have an Isle of dogs in that London
so I'd expect barking.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

no i meant he raped a dog in barking and and and
it was funny :(
( Rathen, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

I know
I ws trying to help you out of the hole you were in.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

It was BURRNLEY.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

i have seen that too!

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

It's too close to Yorkshite...
it makes the locals paranoid and angry.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

*Has Lancastrian blood in him*
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)