A bunch of blokes have just gone by my gaff
Shouting "We are Burnley, we are here. Shag your women and drink your beer" followed by "You what you what you what you what you what". Anyone from Lancashire want to accept responsibility?
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

They are from Burnley.
No one is going to own up to that.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

It is worse than Keighley

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

Worse than Todmorden?

( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

I like Tod!

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Nothing wrong with Tod!

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

I've never been there when it's sunny
so it always seems miserable and dark. Bottom of the valley, innit?
( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Aye, much the same as Hebdins.

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Hebdins is far too hilly for it's own good.
We walked from the Fox and Goose at the bottom of Heptonstall Road to Castle Druid last weekend.

Not fun :(
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Walking to Castle Druid is never fun.
Especially drunk.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Well, I say walk, some parts of it were more like climbing!

( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

But...but....the Taxis are about £2.50!

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

I have no idea why we didn't bother with a taxi.
Cracking pub mind. A proper lock in and permission to smoke in the pub when locked in, as it was a 'private party' :)
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

Ooh get you!

( Sibod is now a dad. ARRG!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Well see, this makes me cry missing out on the fun.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

Me too, so it's a good job that they all missed me.
On that note however, I arm orf to bed. Busy, busy, busy tomorrow.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

Nah, just on the wrong side of the hills.
The sun sets at 2pm in summer
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

Worse than Dewsbury?

(well, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

Don't be mean

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

Nothing is worse than Dewsbury.

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

Leaving aside the fact that it's obvious you have never been to Erith,
What about Accrington?
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

I don't go Sarf of the River.
Me mums from Accrington.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Fair enough
Perhaps you see something in the place that I didn't. Admittedly I have only been there once and that was on a cold autumn day when it was pissing down.
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

*Jumps in with a Southern*
Basingstoke
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Nobody cares about down south.

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

*Stabs you with all the knives in London*

( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

Watch it, you

( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

Argh
I've found one.

Burn her quick.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

*runs away again*
I'm getting tired of running, all my blubber is wobbling :(((((
( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Well on that note
I'm off to bed. I won't get a sexier image in my mind at this time of night.

G'night /Talk
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Night!
*heaves her sweaty belly back inside her straining grubby leggings*
( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

Night.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

God. That place is a soulless, joyless boil on the arse of England.

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

The funniest thing I ever came across back when I did the whole forensics thing, was a guy who'd been caught raping a dog.
In the cell, he was wearing a corset, womens tights, a builders shiney jacket and builders boots. Nothing else. You'll never guess which part of Lancashire that happened?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Oh dear
There was a vicar caught by the river at Saltaire in a similarly compromising position
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

ahem
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

HA HA HA
I remember this from our training. They said we would see odd things, they weren't lying
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

BARKING
rofl
( Rathen, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

i'm pretty sure barking is near london though

( Rathen, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

They have an Isle of dogs in that London
so I'd expect barking.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

no i meant he raped a dog in barking and and and
it was funny :(
( Rathen, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

I know
I ws trying to help you out of the hole you were in.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

It was BURRNLEY.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

i have seen that too!

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

It's too close to Yorkshite...
it makes the locals paranoid and angry.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

*Has Lancastrian blood in him*
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

*steps backwards*

( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

Come here you!

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

*flees*
I'm from Hampshire!
( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

PFFT
Worst indictment EVAH
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

I am the mother of a proud Lancastrian though
and I'm very fond of Lancashire. Particularly the pretty bits.

I can't take responsibility for claret shirt-wearing tossers though.
( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

All the worst cunts around here are from Burrnlay
Racist wankers to a man
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

Not all of them are like that...
a lot of them are though.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

british people are crap
relatively tiny country, but so many petty local rivalries.
( scott,, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

Thank goodness that's not something
That you could ever accuse us Irish folks of.
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

i haven't accepted that you're not british yet.

( scott,, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

I can be if you like
/Dual nationality
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

RACIST

( MrA, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Isn't that more placist.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

this is nothing to do with fish.

( MrA, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

It's everything to do with the price of news.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

ITS A WAR
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlm4X3NMv_s
( MrA, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

ha ha
bumley
( glued eel, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

As I'd be drinking my beer whilst rutting with our lass.
They couldn't claim that round here.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Nor would they wish to
On both counts
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

So's your face.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

he he
I love it here
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

It sounds lovely.
Such pleasant people.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

Sorry, my responsibilities for Lancashire end at Mossley.

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

OOF

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Is that how you see it?

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yes.
I also hold no responsibility for bits of Cheshire - Stockport is nothing to do with me.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

So when push comes to shove...?

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

They can get fucked.
Ashton, Oldham, Stalyvegas, Hyde and Mottram - these places I will accept liability for. Maybe Wythenshawe if I really really have to.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

In terms of the cause though?

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

I made Harold Shipman the man he is today.

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

What, dead?

( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

Yes, but FAMOUS.

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

You are just like Louis Walsh
But with a higher mortality rate.
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

Is that how you see it?

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

If Louis Walsh had red hair

( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

but what about other things?

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

What sort of other things?
I'm not sure what Mr Walsh thinks of horses, nor am I aware of him ever having had sex with Badger.
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

it was the sort of thing we didn't need to see!

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

I'm with you on this one.
Burnley is the shit that neither Lancashire nor Yorkshire wants nor needs.

I'm just sorry that they are associated with the County Palatine :(
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

LOL John of Gaunt!

( in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

There's a big sign declaring that at Fowlridge
The clues are there
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

The sign at Cliviger
has been amended from "Welcome to Lancashire: A place where everybody matters" to "Welcome to Lancashire: A place where everybody mutters" :)
( milknosugar is not a girl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

The sign on Keighley Road into Skipton has the C from the sign for the canal erased
Hilarity
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

Well I pissed myself laughing

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

It's "Foulridge"..

( Little Chey! lyk omg, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

Sorry
Doesn't make it less shite though
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

I used to know someone from burnley called Katie Belshaw.
I can only say that name in a northern accent.
( rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

What kind of northern accent

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

An odd hybrid of broad Lancastrian and West Yorkshire.

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

East Lanc accents really hurt my ears

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

My East Lancs accent is lovely.
It only appears when I go home though.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

One of my very best, favourite and wonderful friends is from Burnley.
Well, Cliviger to be precise. I miss him very much.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

ALL YOUR TOWNS HAVE REALLY SILLY NAMES.
I went past Pimbo on the way to a wedding once.
( Easty The Ginge We Need, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

Is that sillier than Wendens Ambo?
I think not.
( Lord Gnome heard the drummer get wicked., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

I WOULD LIKE TO GO BY YOUR GAFF!!!

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

There's been loads of stupid teenagers smashing bottles and yelling outside my gaff for the past hour
FUN FUN FUN
( Kersal Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)