Worst shag #10
Just remebered this.

Was in Majorca on holiday with the inevitable Sarah.

She says : Hey that bloke really fancies you

Me : Ah, fuck it, can't be bothered

S : Yeah he does, look at him looking at you

Me : No, can't be doing with it

S : Look - he's coming over and going to speak to you

Me : Well he can tell me he wants to fuck me, I'm not interested (I sort of thought about it)

S : Look, he's pretty gorge

Me :Nah

S : just fucking do it you stupid cow

Me : oh well maybe

Lousiest shag in Spain i've ever had. Didn't do anything to me and just wanted prick blowing.

What a disappointment :-(

God just remembered the other lousy shag I had in Ibiza. Spaniards are not good lovers unless they tell me otherwise.
( Tiggy the diver, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:16, closed)