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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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This is a QotW answer Invasion!
The guys in the office dared me to invade a small country. I'm the decision maker in chief so I decidified to do it. For a laugh I got one of my friends to do it too!

I think some of the folks round here have been drinking a little too much because they say they'd like to see me in peach. I like blue. Or maybe red.

I also steal paper clips and play too much golf when I'm supposed to be working but nobody really notices.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 23:01, closed)

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