My most treasured possessionWhat's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
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Gosh! nearly forgot....I'd save my sterling silver nipple clamps given to me by a great aunt who had them hand made in the 1930s. Why she thought I would appreciate them is anybodies guess.
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big-girl's-blouse Wake me up when it's January, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:33,
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Is thisActually true?
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I wish it was trueand that I had an aunt like that and then I wouldn't have to rely on clothespegs and crocodile clips.
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:36,
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^ Or...Jump-leads.
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Jump LeadsFTW.
especially if you connect them to a battery.
and put them on your testicles.
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:40,
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@KaolOf course it's not true.
Their actually made of bronze.
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big-girl's-blouse Wake me up when it's January, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:42,
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Of course!I find that anything nipple-related works best if it's been heated up with a blow-torch first.
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nipple manipulationis a very precise art. I think medals should be awarded to those who get it just right.
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:45,
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What do you look for in nipple manipulation then?I only ask because, well, a friend of mine is having problems, and, well, yeah. Anyway.
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:48,
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erfirm, good tongue action and a little bitey.
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:49,
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But notTOO bitey.
*flashback to the time he drew blood*
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^depends on what flavour of game is being played
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:52,
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andwhat sort of medal is awarded?
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:52,
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It was an awkward"Not quite losing my virginity" game.
*failed*
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@alsmall, pink medal.
@Kaol - my first attempt at losing my virginity ended abruptly when his mum walked into the bedroom to put some clothes in the airing cupboard.
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:56,
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Nice...Always wait to make sure the parents are out.
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^she said "oh don't mind me, dear!"
I did.
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:58,
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@CHCBYou could have just continued, or had his mum mistakenly used the new pink airing cupboard?
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mistaspakkaman - meeting Internet weirdos in real-life since 1997, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:59,
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she put me offI couldn't bring myself to lube the strap-on with her watching.
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:00,
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You shouldHave asked her to join in, haha!
But blindfolded the guy.
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she was no MILF(what's the bloke equivalent? Is it a DILF?)
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:04,
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One medal. Voila.
For services to nipple manipulation.
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:06,
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^WAHEY!That's brilliant. I know who I'll be awarding that to.
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:07,
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chcb...Me?
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nope,sorry. I'm sure someone will award it to you though, but I can only judge those who have performed with excellence on my good self.
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09,
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you meanLEE MAJORS!
waaayyyyyy-haaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10,
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nopenot him
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crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:11,
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ohsniffs
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14,
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The medalSo if it has additional piercings, what does that mean? Is it some kind of distinction?
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mistaspakkaman - meeting Internet weirdos in real-life since 1997, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15,
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If it hasa steel ring through it, it also refers to services to rimming.
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:16,
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I dunno...*puts his girl-cutting knife away*
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^^ummmmm
*is nervous*
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:20,
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Well...Sometimes they like it...
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You see Kaolthat's how to kill a thread stone dead.
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althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:56,
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It's an art...The best thing is that people never suspect the guy in the wheelchair.
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I wasn't aware there was ever a bespokenipple-clamp service. You learn something new every day. They'd be the best conversation piece ever though!
@ CHCB - yes, it is a DILF, we used to use it about one of the teachers at my school. He never did work out what it meant...
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