ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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newsagentsOne of those convenience type stores independently owned. They had recently expanded into the empty unit next door.
As a result the other shops door was not in use and they had stacked a display shelf with crisps on in front of it.
They had failed to notice that it backed onto the letterbox.
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Wotsits galore for about 3 weeks till they must have noticed the letterbox, or wondered what the rustling noise was at the back of that shelf.
length? about an inch, slightly bent and very orange.
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HandsThis one gets a great big I Like This from me. The mental image of a hand reaching stealthily through a letterbox to extract a packet of wotsits before disappearing again made me laugh out loud
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^This^Indeed. And eating said Wotsits afterwards would be more than sufficient punishment to negate the criminality.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:28,
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WasAbout 13 or 14 at the time. I was very proud of my ingeniousity???
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