pooey foot
My younger brother is a weirdo, none more so than when he was a kid. There was I, back from school, playing on the spectrum or something when he dances into my room wearing nothing beneath the waist.
After prancing about like a demented extra from Riverdance for a minute or so, he reaches his "grand finale" by leaping into the air and performing a leprechaun kick whilst simultaneously releasing a tommy squeaker. Cue a small turdlet of shet dropping out of his balloon knot and onto the heel of his foot. It sat there like a dirty malteser as he frantically hopped off to the toilet for a clean up whilst I pissed myself laughing.
(mcgriffto, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:15, closed)