Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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CockI once (way back in mt teenage years)did a massive poo shaped like a perfectly formed cock!..so life like was it in fact, that I called over my dear mamma to in order for her to have a quick shufty..we both gazed over it and marvelled in wonder for a few moments before sending him off to a watery grave. It even had a bell end and everything!!..personally,I blame the hormones..
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...I did this too! This was a few months ago.
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This clearly means that your anl cavity ic cock shaped(
Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:00,
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or...... that your rectal cavity is home to a bunch of methane-breathing mini-sculptors.
Or that you have Mr-Whippy quality crimp-control. =)
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed now comes in king-size, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:16,
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cock shaped methaine brething sculptures..I'm gonna go with this one!! I like it the best..if only I could make them sculpt at will thus impressing friends and familly at festive gatherings..ooh!-a festive poo..putting the 'Gee!' back in Jesus!
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