Christmas Tree Shit
Last Christmas my dad and I were setting up the Christmas tree in the living room. I went to pick up part of the string of lights and immediately felt moisture on my hand; dad had put the wire down on a previously unspotted pile of dog shit. Disgusted, I went to clean my hand off, but didn't say anything to my dad; by the time I'd come out of the bathroom, he'd already wrapped the lights around the tree. I immediately began searching for the soiled wire and upon locating the spot, I hatched a devious plan.

I stole the boxes of candy canes (that were going to go on the tree) and only allowed two or three to be put on at a time. I strategically placed a cane behind the dogshat lights and caused my sister to get shit on her hands not once, not twice, but three times. She would scream every time; it was glorious.
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yet at no time...
did anyone notice the smell of dog poo?
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on the lights?
your house must have stunk of warm dogshit
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