I'm in training...
.. so most of my diet consists of lean chicken, broccolli, asparagus, some pasta and lots of cereal... and usually I have no problems "dropping the kids off".

However, I have just been in Spain and stayed in a 5 star hotel with restricted width plumbing.

After a week of Tapas, I layed the longest widest log I have ever put down. I tried to crimp it off at about 5 inches, but it wouldn't snap and revealed it's full yule-loggish 10 inch plus length.

No flush would budge it. I had to mash it with a toothbrush, which I dropped "dans le pan" and managed to dispatch with the first flush.

Length? Forget it... the girth was alarming!
( Piper Alpha is shouting "get your tits out" on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 7:30, closed)