Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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I had a big dirty poo...on the toilet of a client. I do on site computer repairs and for three quarters of my hourly fee, I was pushin out a dodgy rogan josh I had only hours before. I felt the pain and set it to defrag even though it would not connect to the net. At the end of the hour, I connected the phone line to the broadband modem, which I noticed had come out when I walked in, then I collected my money for shitting poo out of my bum.
I will burn in hell.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:31, closed)
That's basically what Keith Chegwin gets paid for'cept it comes out of his face.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 15:56, closed)
And I always thought the show was called "Cheggers Plays Pop"Oh god...
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:59, closed)
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