Who Says Smoking Bad For You?
I was going bowling with my flat mates in Bristol a couple of years ago.

We had to walk there and it was like 4 miles (Lazy students with no money for cars, taxis or buses of course)

Anyway I'd had a pretty big pizza before coming and at around mile 2 I was really feeling the need for a shit.

By the time we got there I was absolutely bursting for it. So I told the guys to go setup while I ran to the loo.

Jumped on a bowl, let rip and felt the sweet release....

...Er until I found there was no toilet paper, and this wasn't a pleasant, easy to clean poo by any stretch.

I did however have some very handy Rizzler papers (Green, nice and thick) so....well the rest's easy to guess.

LESSON: Smoking Saves!
(MrTM http://mrtall.blogspot.com, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:05, closed)