Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Cocoa butterSome years ago I caught cellulitis. This is a nasty infection that can take a limb off or kill you with septicaemia. The cure was antibiotics, lots of antibiotics. To say I had the runs would be less than the truth.
For 2 weeks I couldn't go more than 20 feet from a toilet. OF course, my ringpiece was just about eroded away, and in fact the soreness didn't subside for nearly 2 YEARS.
That's when I discovered Anusol, and the fact that it contains more cocoa butter than Cadbury's Dairy Milk.
Length? The spray alone went 3 feet.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:50, closed)
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