The Shame
I'm not even going to write a story about this one....I'm just leaving you the photographic evidence. Make of it what you will and be thankful I've simply linked to it and not posted it in all it's technicolour goodness.

Yes, it's me.
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:39, closed)

...
I saw that on yr facebook... Nice bum!
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:42, closed)

Bicycle
The mudguard-less bike in the background gives it away. It's been known to happen to me when I cycled to the office.
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:03, closed)

Honey,
Please, PLEEZ tell me that's mud!
(TDub I renewed marriage vows in HELL! Michigan, that is, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:21, closed)

^^ what Enzyme said
Nice and pert - I've got a bum like an ironing board.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:28, closed)

yes
I like your reflective bits.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:36, closed)

er, what they said
Nice bum ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) witnessed the decapitation of the honey monster, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:28, closed)

alas I also saw it on Facebook
Via Humpty

But have a click anyway.
( Ogwen69 Has got a counter which is counting on., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 11:54, closed)

Very nice bum indeed...
...but I'm still hotter than you on HotOrNot! Bwaahaahaahaahaaaaa!
(The Resident Loon Don't worry, we're from the Internet!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, closed)