while at a conference in Washington
I needed and went for a shit. Imagine my delight when I looked into the bowel before wiping to find that I had shit a perfect question marked shaped poo. There was even a single brown nugget for the dot. I immediately took a photo with my mobile and sent it to my poo buddy with whom all bowel and gas movements are discussed daily. He rang me about 5 mins later and just said 'Quality mate'.

I can't begin to describe the pride I felt. Looking back, I shouldn't have flushed really. It felt like I destroyed real art.

A poo that is itself a question? Deep man, deep.
(sneep May I take your trident sir?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:06, closed)

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Of all the typos, "looked into the bowel" is the worst.

What kind of conference was it, in god's name?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:10, closed)

"looked into the bowel"
Oh dear, we're going to have nothing but Goatse references for this QOTW aren't we...
( Fireflier You are number 542 in the queue for a new sig, on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, closed)