shocking AND amusing
I'm sure I am alone when I say that I sometimes go to the toilet and do a poo. Sometimes, it's really smelly. Other times it's of different consistencies: like rabbit plop or diarrhoea. That's really funny isn't it? Some synonyms of diarrhoea are: "the shits", "the runs", "the squits", "Delhi belly" and "funny tummy" - all of which are really hilarious. Sometimes my poos are really big! That's clever, isn't it? I wonder if anyone else has the same experience. No - I guess it's just me who has bodily functions

Other things I do that are utterly unique and really funny:

- burp
- use swear words
- get drunk and do silly things
- do things I'm not supposed to do (don't tell mum!)
(frankspencer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 9:52, closed)

We know, we know....
What can you do when the qotw is crap..... go with the flow?
( big-girl's-blouse Wake me up when it's January, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 10:02, closed)

I am both shocked and amused.
The thought occurs that some well written copraphilliac erotica may liven up this otherwise somewhat repetative QOTW.
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 10:17, closed)

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Ahhh!!! Come on, Frank! I'd think if anyone had some bullshit story about their first imaginary experience with poo sex it would be you.
(Paolo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 10:46, closed)