Can someone answer this one?
Me and my girlfriend like a little bit of role reversal occasionally, chiefly whereby she takes me up the wrong 'un with a length of synthetic vibrating man-meat slotted in to her fresh and fragrant lady parts, strapped on to her waist and then rammed home up my jacksie.

What I want to know is why my turds alays come out flat for about a day after, even if I went to the toilet just 5 minutes before? (including a thorough clean with the shower!)
(Hair Pot Bloodstock 2009 is coming to you, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 7:43, closed)

Didn't workboresme ask the same question once?

( piston_broke, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:37, closed)