Filthy Scat Accountants
Now, I work in a small accounting firm, no more than 25 people. However, over the last 3 months there have been THREE incidents (in the lovely clean girls bogs!) where someone has missed the target. I don't mean leaving a brown slug mark down the pan, I mean a 9inch steamer sitting on the seat. I am currently playing detective trying to deduce who has performed these acts...so I can get her to do it on my chest - for a reasonable price of course! God I love shit.
(Ciderbob is still recovering from the rapage at..., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:25, closed)

yes
I like it. A twist in the tale.
(Nibi, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:10, closed)

You remind me of a chap I used to know
Your name isn't Julian is it?
(PJM Has had his cover well and truly blown, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:28, closed)

What the hell are you doing?
In the ladies toilets.

If you're in there, then it's probably another bloke doing that and you're getting turned on by a man - GAY
(Jugular, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 9:43, closed)